Super clear golden coloured body with a very thin, single centimetre tall pure white head that fades very quickly and leaves nothing on top. Aroma of grass, fake sugars, odd alternative malts and a super pungent bready and yeastie kick at the very end - quite strong and not in a good way. Light-bodied; Strong malty, earthy, biscuity and funky artificial sugar bite that leaves the palate off-centred with a dry, but odd and not 'normal' flavour o only fake sugars, fake malts and dry yeast with no real 'beer flavours'. Aftertaste shows the malt and odd yeast/bread notes which seem to permeate the malt and sugars entirely, and since there is seemingly no hops here at all, those don't factor into the product. Overall, a very funky and odd beer that is seemingly an escape from everything typical with a beer from the malts to the sugars and even the yeast is not really polished - it leaves a funky flavour throughout, and when there aren't any other flavours to focus on, the ones than are there that aren't good are exemplified. I  sampled this twelve ounce can purchased from Harris Teeter in Arlington, Virginia on 17-August-2020 for US$1,87 sampled at my house here in Washington on 01-September-2020.