Direct Beers

Commissioner in Ashbourne, Derbyshire, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Owned by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)

Established in 2006

Contact
The Old Wine Store, Coxon's Yard, Ashbourne, DE6 1FG, England
Description
GIVING GOOD BEER A BAD NAME

We have survived, against the odds, since 2006, when a peculiar moment of inspiration persuaded me that people would be happy to buy a beer named Cat Piss.

Well, it just goes to show, people will buy anything.

Commissioner of beers wholly owned by Staffordshire Brewery.
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Direct Beers Arse Liquor
Arse Liquor Arse Liquor
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.2% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.2%
6.21
2
Direct Beers Bee Spit
Bee Spit Bee Spit
Golden / Blonde Ale   5.0% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 5.0%
6.33
3
Direct Beers Big Cock
Big Cock Big Cock Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.2% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.2%
6.40
4
Direct Beers Bullshit Bitter
Bullshit Bitter Bullshit Bitter
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.1% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.1%
5.41
5
Direct Beers Cat Piss
Cat Piss Cat Piss
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.8% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.8%
6.31
6
Direct Beers Clever Dick
Clever Dick Clever Dick
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.2% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.2%
6.52
7
Direct Beers Crack Pot
Crack Pot Crack Pot
Strong Ale   6.9% ABV
Strong Ale 6.9%
6.54
8
Direct Beers Crap
Crap Crap
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.8% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.8%
6.14
9
Direct Beers Daft Sod
Daft Sod Daft Sod
Stout   5.0% ABV
Stout 5.0%
6.82
10
Direct Beers Dandelion & Birdshit
Dandelion & Birdshit Dandelion & Birdshit
Mild   3.7% ABV
Mild 3.7%
6.33
11
Direct Beers Dipstick
Dipstick Dipstick
IPA   7.2% ABV
IPA 7.2%
6.37
12
Direct Beers Dog Breath
Dog Breath Dog Breath
Fruit Beer   4.8% ABV
Fruit Beer 4.8%
5.97
13
Direct Beers Dog Piss
Dog Piss Dog Piss
Stout   4.5% ABV
Stout 4.5%
6.45
14
Direct Beers Farter's Day
Farter's Day Farter's Day
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter   5.0% ABV
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter 5.0%
6.39
15
Direct Beers Gobshite
Gobshite Gobshite
Porter   4.8% ABV
Porter 4.8%
6.20
16
Direct Beers Great Tits
Great Tits Great Tits
Cider - Perry   6.5% ABV
Cider - Perry 6.5%
6.02
17
Direct Beers Grumpy Git
Grumpy Git Grumpy Git Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.4% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.4%
6.17
18
Direct Beers Horse Shit
Horse Shit Horse Shit
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.2% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.2%
6.32
19
Direct Beers Knob Head
Knob Head Knob Head Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.7% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.7%
6.64
20
Direct Beers Knobgoblin
Knobgoblin Knobgoblin
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter   5.4% ABV
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter 5.4%
6.52
21
Direct Beers Lazy Sod
Lazy Sod Lazy Sod
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.0% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.0%
5.64
22
Direct Beers Miserable Scrooge
Miserable Scrooge Miserable Scrooge
Stout - Milk / Sweet   4.8% ABV
Stout - Milk / Sweet 4.8%
6.47
23
Direct Beers Misery Guts
Misery Guts Misery Guts
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.8% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.8%
6.61
24
Direct Beers Old Fart
Old Fart Old Fart
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.8% ABV
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.8%
6.61
25
Direct Beers Old Git
Old Git Old Git Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Collaboration with Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Dry   6.0% ABV
Cider - Dry 6.0%
6.72
26
Direct Beers Pink Pussy
Pink Pussy Pink Pussy
Fruit Beer   4.8% ABV
Fruit Beer 4.8%
5.72
27
Direct Beers Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider
Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider
Cider - Other Fruit   4.0% ABV
Cider - Other Fruit 4.0%
6.22
28
Direct Beers Rat Arsed
Rat Arsed Rat Arsed Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.9% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.9%
6.52
29
Direct Beers Rat Piss
Rat Piss Rat Piss Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Medium   6.0% ABV
Cider - Medium 6.0%
6.72
30
Direct Beers Rosy Cheeks
Rosy Cheeks Rosy Cheeks
Fruit Beer   4.8% ABV
Fruit Beer 4.8%
5.82
31
Direct Beers Shitfaced
Shitfaced Shitfaced Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   5.0% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 5.0%
5.76
32
Direct Beers Silly Sod
Silly Sod Silly Sod
Cider - Other Fruit   4.0% ABV
Cider - Other Fruit 4.0%
6.22
33
Direct Beers Smart Arse
Smart Arse Smart Arse
Bock - Dunkler Bock   6.0% ABV
Bock - Dunkler Bock 6.0%
6.43
34
Direct Beers Snoring Pig
Snoring Pig Snoring Pig Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.2% ABV
Golden / Blonde Ale 4.2%
6.64
35
Direct Beers Witch's Tits
Witch's Tits Witch's Tits
IPA - Session   4.9% ABV
IPA - Session 4.9%
6.45
36
Direct Beers Yellow Snow
Yellow Snow Yellow Snow
Lager - Pale   4.4% ABV
Lager - Pale 4.4%
6.30
37
Direct Beers Yule Log
Yule Log Yule Log
Brown Ale   5.0% ABV
Brown Ale 5.0%
6.48
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