Direct Beers

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Owned by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)

Established in 2006

Closed in 2023

Contact
The Old Wine Store, Coxon's Yard, Ashbourne, DE6 1FG, England
Description
GIVING GOOD BEER A BAD NAME

We have survived, against the odds, since 2006, when a peculiar moment of inspiration persuaded me that people would be happy to buy a beer named Cat Piss.

Well, it just goes to show, people will buy anything.

Commissioner of beers wholly owned by Staffordshire Brewery.
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Direct Beers Arse Liquor

Arse Liquor

Arse Liquor

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.0%
6.21
2
Direct Beers Bee Spit

Bee Spit

Bee Spit

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   5.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 5.0%
6.33
3
Direct Beers Big Cock

Big Cock

Big Cock

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.2% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.2%
6.40
4
Direct Beers Bullshit Bitter

Bullshit Bitter

Bullshit Bitter

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.1% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.1%
5.41
5
Direct Beers Cat Piss

Cat Piss

Cat Piss

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.8%
6.31
6
Direct Beers Clever Dick

Clever Dick

Clever Dick

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.2% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.2%
6.52
7
Direct Beers Crack Pot

Crack Pot

Crack Pot

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Strong Ale - English   6.9% ABV
Out of Production
 Strong Ale - English 6.9%
6.54
8
Direct Beers Crap

Crap

Crap

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.8%
6.14
9
Direct Beers Daft Sod

Daft Sod

Daft Sod

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Stout   5.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Stout 5.0%
6.82
10
Direct Beers Dandelion & Birdshit

Dandelion & Birdshit

Dandelion & Birdshit

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Mild - Dark   3.7% ABV
Out of Production
 Mild - Dark 3.7%
6.33
11
Direct Beers Dipstick

Dipstick

Dipstick

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
IPA   7.2% ABV
Out of Production
 IPA 7.2%
6.37
12
Direct Beers Dog Breath

Dog Breath

Dog Breath

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Pale Ale - Flavoured   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Pale Ale - Flavoured 4.8%
5.97
13
Direct Beers Dog Piss

Dog Piss

Dog Piss

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Stout   4.5% ABV
Out of Production
 Stout 4.5%
6.45
14
Direct Beers Farter's Day

Farter's Day

Farter's Day

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter   5.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter 5.0%
6.39
15
Direct Beers Gobshite

Gobshite

Gobshite

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Porter   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Porter 4.8%
6.20
16
Direct Beers Great Tits

Great Tits

Great Tits

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Perry   6.5% ABV
Out of Production
 Cider - Perry 6.5%
6.02
17
Direct Beers Grumpy Git

Grumpy Git

Grumpy Git

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.4% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.4%
6.17
18
Direct Beers Horse Shit

Horse Shit

Horse Shit

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.2% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.2%
6.32
19
Direct Beers Knob Head

Knob Head

Knob Head

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.7% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.7%
6.64
20
Direct Beers Knobgoblin

Knobgoblin

Knobgoblin

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter   5.4% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter 5.4%
6.52
21
Direct Beers Lazy Sod

Lazy Sod

Lazy Sod

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.0%
5.64
22
Direct Beers Miserable Scrooge

Miserable Scrooge

Miserable Scrooge

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - ESB / Strong Bitter 4.8%
6.47
23
Direct Beers Misery Guts

Misery Guts

Misery Guts

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.8%
6.61
24
Direct Beers Old Fart

Old Fart

Old Fart

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Bitter - Ordinary / Best Bitter 4.8%
6.61
25
Direct Beers Old Git

Old Git

Old Git

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Dry   6.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Cider - Dry 6.0%
6.72
26
Direct Beers Pink Pussy

Pink Pussy

Pink Pussy

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Pale Ale - Flavoured   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Pale Ale - Flavoured 4.8%
5.72
27
Direct Beers Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider

Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider

Pink Pussy Strawberry Cider

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Other Fruit   4.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Cider - Other Fruit 4.0%
6.22
28
Direct Beers Rat Arsed

Rat Arsed

Rat Arsed

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.9% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.9%
6.52
29
Direct Beers Rat Piss

Rat Piss

Rat Piss

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Medium   6.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Cider - Medium 6.0%
6.72
30
Direct Beers Rosy Cheeks

Rosy Cheeks

Rosy Cheeks

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Pale Ale - Flavoured   4.8% ABV
Out of Production
 Pale Ale - Flavoured 4.8%
5.82
31
Direct Beers Shitfaced

Shitfaced

Shitfaced

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   5.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 5.0%
5.76
32
Direct Beers Silly Sod

Silly Sod

Silly Sod

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Cider - Other Fruit   4.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Cider - Other Fruit 4.0%
6.22
33
Direct Beers Smart Arse

Smart Arse

Smart Arse

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Bock - Dunkler Bock   6.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Bock - Dunkler Bock 6.0%
6.43
34
Direct Beers Snoring Pig

Snoring Pig

Snoring Pig

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Golden / Blonde Ale   4.2% ABV
Out of Production
 Golden / Blonde Ale 4.2%
6.64
35
Direct Beers Witch's Tits

Witch's Tits

Witch's Tits

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
IPA - Session   4.9% ABV
Out of Production
 IPA - Session 4.9%
6.45
36
Direct Beers Yellow Snow

Yellow Snow

Yellow Snow

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Lager - Pale   4.4% ABV
Out of Production
 Lager - Pale 4.4%
6.30
37
Direct Beers Yule Log

Yule Log

Yule Log

Brewed at/by Staffordshire Brewery (prev Leek)
Brown Ale   5.0% ABV
Out of Production
 Brown Ale 5.0%
6.48
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