Location: 12 oz bottle from Buy Rite, 5/14/15

Aroma: The nose is fairly muted, some light pale malts, grains, a little biscuit, and caramel notes
Appearance: Pours a mostly clear golden-orange color with an off white head and medium lace
Flavor: The flavor is much the same, malty, a little dull, lightly sweet, and lightly bitter
Palate: The mouthfeel is a little fizzy, lighter bodied, with a fairly short duration
Overall Impression: This is pretty much the definition of an okay beer for me. It isn't really bad or good, just dull and unexciting.

Bottle from the state store
Pours clear light golden with a small white head, some light lacing. Aroma is malty, yeast, honey and bisquity. Taste is sweet, straw, grainy, honey and bready
Drinkable, but too sweet to be refreshing

Single bottle, dated Jan. 25. Pours a brassy gold color under a foamy head, a little bolder t lest than the average pale lager. Has that basic "beer smell," a bit of malt, a bit of salt, maybe a bit of corn. Taste is kind of okay. The adjunct I thought I smelled is not evident on the palate, so I’ll guess all-grain. A light toast to the malt. I can see this as a cold lawnmower beer on a hot day. But with the cachet it’s trying to build for itself, I don’t see why it should strive to be so… pedestrian.

Keep calm and (continue to make terrible beer for idiots) chive on. This picture is me after a sip.