Funky Buddha Brewery

Regional Brewery in Oakland Park, Florida, United States πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
Associated with 2 Venues

Established in 2010

Contact
1201 NE 38th St, Oakland Park, FL, 33334, United States
Description
Funky Buddha Brewery was founded in 2010 and is committed to producing bold craft beers that marry culinary-inspired ingredients with time-honored technique. Our mantra is big, bold flavors, made exactingly with natural ingredients.

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2.5/10 β€” Appearance 7 Aroma 3 Flavor 1.5 Texture 2 Overall 1
I bet this is an old bottle, can't locate any date or code on it. OH WAIT, now I see its bottled in April of 2019! Quite dark brown brown but not black. Lots of gunk on the bottom of the bottle. No head. Nose is a weird sweet mild vinegar aroma. No head. Initially no carbonation to speak of on the palate but after it sits for a while on the tongue, I'm getting a slight warming sensation with a tad of nifty sizzle. Yes, a real boozy bomb and the alky warming effect is increasing. This is a real ass kicker. Has me thinken of some rude ass wheat wines I've drank before, whew. Not cloying but I am just super curious about what the recipe is for this monster. The middle is really nasty. Heavy alky laced raisins plums and some other rotten cherry alky bullshit. How this is classified as a gose? WTF? Near the end of the glass there is all this dirt er sumthing in the bottom, must be the dregs of yeast. I think I'm getting dizzy. Oh my frontal lobes, which are responsible for decision-making, planning, and impulse control. I think I'm headed to poor judgment, impaired coordination, and increased risk of accidents. And my poor hippocampus, which is involved in memory formation. Mood changes ahead. My neurotransmitter levels are leading to feelings of euphoria, relaxation, or aggression. There, you have it. This is no gose in any form of the style. Is there a style for happy bullshit? BLAH.
Tried from Bottle from Beerworld of Largo on 13 Feb 2025 at 21:17

6.6/10 β€” Appearance 7 Aroma 6 Flavor 6.5 Texture 7 Overall 7
Not my style. Too yeasty.
Tried from Can on 11 Feb 2025 at 23:20

7/10 β€” Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7
From tap at Hopjack's Pizza Kitchen & Taproom, Pensacola. Fruity and piney aroma with malt, grapefruit, and resin. Mild sweet and medium bitter. Body is medium. Classic piney IPA, pretty enjoyable.
Tried from Draft on 07 Feb 2025 at 12:17

5.2/10 β€” Appearance 6 Aroma 5 Flavor 5 Texture 6 Overall 5
Hazy gold in color with a three finger head. Aroma is the usual citrus fruit and pine resin. Taste is also citrus fruit and pine resin. Just average.
Tried on 21 Jan 2025 at 05:39

7.6/10 β€” Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 6 Overall 7.5
Dark brown almost black with a two finger tan head. Aroma is vanilla, chocolate and roasted grains. Taste is also vanilla, chocolate and dark roasted grains.
Tried on 21 Jan 2025 at 05:39

6/10 β€” Appearance 6 Aroma 6 Flavor 6 Texture 6 Overall 6
Golden in color with a three finger head. Aroma is grains, hay and malts. Taste is well balanced. Not a bad beer.
Tried on 21 Jan 2025 at 05:39

7.9/10 β€” Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 6 Overall 8.5
Dark brown almost black with a small tan head. Aroma is chocolate dark roasted grains and coffee. Taste is bourbon barrel, chocolate, dark roasted grains and coffee.
Tried on 21 Jan 2025 at 05:38

7.8/10 β€” Appearance 7 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 7 Overall 8
12oz can picked up at Publix.
Pours clear golden with a medium sized off-white head, good lacing. Grapefruit, herbal, earthy, citrus and pine.
Tasty
Tried from Can on 19 Jan 2025 at 01:46

7.5/10 β€” Appearance 7 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 7 Overall 8
My first live rating on Brewver. Here's to many more!
12oz can picked up at Publix.
Pours slightly cloudy golden with a medium sized off-white head, good lacing. Tropical fruit, passion fruit, grassy, resin and bitter.
Very nice
Tried from Can on 13 Jan 2025 at 00:32

8/10
hmm, didn't make to the profile?
Tried on 13 Dec 2024 at 18:50