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Closet Brewing is an Edinburgh-based nano-brewery run by two queer women (and our tiny dog).
Our emphasis is on quality vegan beers, queer community and keeping a local-minded, outgoing approach at the centre of our mission.
We use unique flavours and innovative techniques to create beers that are, at their heart, a lot of fun.
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allmyvinyl (21581) reviewed
Beyond The Pale from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.5/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7.5 Texture 7 Overall 7.5
Can from Beer Hive. Pours dark brown with a thick tan head. Aromas of light roast, pine and citrus. Taste is berries, pine, roast again. Bitter finish.
Tried on 01 Nov 2025 at 10:24
allmyvinyl (21581) reviewed
Director's Cut from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.3/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7.5
Can from Beer Hive. Pours clear golden with a thin white head. Aromas of light malt, tropical fruit hops. Taste adds citrus and biscuit. Clean finish.
Tried on 01 Nov 2025 at 10:09
jamestulloch (10072) reviewed
Freudian Slip from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
8.5/10 — Appearance 9 Aroma 8.5 Flavor 8.5 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Can from Against The Grain. Deep amber body with a light haze and a beige head. Steady carbonation. Patchy lacing. Aroma of nuts, dried leaves and toffee. Flavour of caramel and roasted malt. Medium body with a slick texture. Soft fizz. I love a Vienna lager and this is a very good one indeed.
Tried from Can on 26 Oct 2025 at 21:10
jamestulloch (10072) reviewed
Fault Lines from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
8/10 — Appearance 9 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 8
Can from Against The Grain. Hazy deep golden body with a white head. Low carbonation. Faint lacing. Aroma of orange and tomato. Flavour of watermelon, peppery hops and cantaloupe. Thin to medium body with a slick texture. Light fizz. This is very crisp and juicy.
Tried from Can on 26 Oct 2025 at 21:07
cagarvie (40318) reviewed
Thine Cup Runneth Over from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.6/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7
keg at the big swally ...dark black ..thin tan lacing ..soft sweet dusty chocolate roast malts nose ...soft sweet ..chocolate roast malts ..soft sweet chocolate Roast malts
Tried on 25 Oct 2025 at 13:29
cagarvie (40318) reviewed
Freudian Slip from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7
keg at the big swally ...dark brown ..thin tan lacing ..soft sweet caramel toffee fruit nose ..soft malts ..darl grain ..soft fruit
Tried on 25 Oct 2025 at 13:28
cagarvie (40318) reviewed
Opie from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.3/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7 Flavor 8 Texture 7 Overall 7
keg at big swally 2025 ...dark copper ..thin white lacing ..soft sherbet fruit ...soft sweet caramel fruit nose ..soft metallic bitter orange fruit
Tried on 25 Oct 2025 at 13:27
Fin (18756) reviewed
Fault Lines from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
6/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 5.5 Flavor 5.5 Texture 7 Overall 6
Bottle picked up from Hereford Beer House, cheers you two! Had this Saturday 18th October 2025 in the company of Jude, Baz, Andrew and Pauline, Annasley, Isobel, Keith and David. Pours hazy gold with a mid sized white head, aroma is an interesting mix, a little bit gluey, citrus and cardboard, tastes a little bit thin and again a bit random, I don't really think that it's a classic West Coast IPA, it's pleasant enough but it's a bit muddled, citrussy and a bit of pine but again a bit of cardboard. Ok.
Tried from Can from Hereford Beer House on 18 Oct 2025 at 19:44
Scopey (25563) reviewed
Fault Lines from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 7 Overall 7.5
Can from Westhill Service Station. It pours clear golden - golden with a medium fluffy white head. The aroma is sweet, oily, sticky, candied orange, tangerine, marmalade, orange sherbet, green, sticky, dank and weedy. The taste is firmly dry, bitter, sappy, oily, resinous, piney, pithy, zesty, grapefruit, lemon peel, blood orange, candied peel, splash of campari, bit green and weedy with light alcohol presence. Finish is sticky and sappy. Average body and moderate, foamy carbonation. Really nice west coaster.
Tried from Can from Westhill Service Station (Hop Shop Aberdeen) on 15 Oct 2025 at 17:30
Scopey (25563) reviewed
The Waters of Leith from Closet Brewing
11 months ago
7.3/10 — Appearance 7 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7.5 Texture 7 Overall 7
Can from Westhill Service Station. It pours hazy pineapple gold with a foamy white head. The aroma is fresh, bright, juicy, peach, nectarine, pineapple, zingy, tangy, candied peel and a touch of sherbet. The taste is crisp, dry, snappy, dull bitterness, green, juicy, touch weedy, grass, pineapple, peach, nectarine, floury bread, some pic n mix and sherbet with a firmly dry finish. Average body and fairly high, foamy carbonation. Maybe a touch over carbonated but it's a tasty and balanced beverage. Nice one.
Tried from Can from Westhill Service Station (Hop Shop Aberdeen) on 11 Oct 2025 at 11:14