7.9/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
Side by side at the source with the stronger v3.
Dirty brown, slurry pour, a little above the .18L line.
Dried date & slight maple nose.
Strong coffee, hearty dark bread, molasses, slight burnt raisin but good attenuation, slight acidity, velvety prune tail. No big varnish-y dark fruit tail I usually associate with the classic stuff.
Slightly thick, not too forceful carb.
Great, but potential to be better.
Dirty brown, slurry pour, a little above the .18L line.
Dried date & slight maple nose.
Strong coffee, hearty dark bread, molasses, slight burnt raisin but good attenuation, slight acidity, velvety prune tail. No big varnish-y dark fruit tail I usually associate with the classic stuff.
Slightly thick, not too forceful carb.
Great, but potential to be better.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 22 May 2026
at 19:57
6.9/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 5.5
At the source. Side by side with v2.
Opaque black with a very maple-y, gooey residual of head.
Licorice, veggie & menthol nose.
Super sharp with bitter burnt raisin & sweeeet maple-y dates, subtle licorice & charred molasses. Couldn't finish my pour.
Only okay, a bit too polar.
Opaque black with a very maple-y, gooey residual of head.
Licorice, veggie & menthol nose.
Super sharp with bitter burnt raisin & sweeeet maple-y dates, subtle licorice & charred molasses. Couldn't finish my pour.
Only okay, a bit too polar.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 22 May 2026
at 19:55
7.8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 8.5
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Tall, tapered stange at the source.
Carob, hearty bread, cocoa & cola nose.
Deep roast but only moderately astringent. Very dark chocolate covered almond finish; Lingering chocolate. Liquorice. Touch of salt. Stout-y.
Medium acidity, pushy over-carb, robust, heavy & ashy body. Intense but not strong. Would have preferred a lighter feel.
Good.
Carob, hearty bread, cocoa & cola nose.
Deep roast but only moderately astringent. Very dark chocolate covered almond finish; Lingering chocolate. Liquorice. Touch of salt. Stout-y.
Medium acidity, pushy over-carb, robust, heavy & ashy body. Intense but not strong. Would have preferred a lighter feel.
Good.
Tried
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 22 May 2026
at 19:50
8.9/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 10
Texture 9
Overall 9.5
Sweaty tulip pour at the source.
Matte black on brown, not appearing very dense, lingering sticky pale tan head.
Earthy & bold roasted chocolate nose, it's like grandma is making hot chocolate.
Intense chocolate & ash, clenching bittersweet & lingering husky baker's chocolate. Feels like there's a half pound of unsweet coco nibs in my glass.
Dusty, slightly tacky, salivating, medium to slightly harsh carb & whatever abv.
This is great.
Matte black on brown, not appearing very dense, lingering sticky pale tan head.
Earthy & bold roasted chocolate nose, it's like grandma is making hot chocolate.
Intense chocolate & ash, clenching bittersweet & lingering husky baker's chocolate. Feels like there's a half pound of unsweet coco nibs in my glass.
Dusty, slightly tacky, salivating, medium to slightly harsh carb & whatever abv.
This is great.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 23 Jul 2025
at 20:38
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8.5
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 6
At the source.
Black on brown, lingering tan head.
Savory smoke, fresh barrel, melty malt nose.
Gentle dark fruit, cheerios, building smokey chocolate barrel. Appropriately bittersweet.
Thin & chalky, strong enough, everlasting frothy.
Just okay.
Black on brown, lingering tan head.
Savory smoke, fresh barrel, melty malt nose.
Gentle dark fruit, cheerios, building smokey chocolate barrel. Appropriately bittersweet.
Thin & chalky, strong enough, everlasting frothy.
Just okay.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 23 Jul 2025
at 20:36
7.1/10
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Appearance 10
Aroma 7
Flavor 6
Texture 8
Overall 6.5
Fake cask at the source. Just pumping for kicks.
Dimpled stein. Pale gold, very slight protein haze, everlasting whitewash mushroom head.
Floral, honey, cracker meal nose.
Sweet n gentle grain, honey, floral, subtle menthol, cooked savory veggies.
Slick, constant pillowy carb, appropriately thin, bright pH, enticing sipper.
Solid score despite the style being quite terrible.
Dimpled stein. Pale gold, very slight protein haze, everlasting whitewash mushroom head.
Floral, honey, cracker meal nose.
Sweet n gentle grain, honey, floral, subtle menthol, cooked savory veggies.
Slick, constant pillowy carb, appropriately thin, bright pH, enticing sipper.
Solid score despite the style being quite terrible.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 23 Jul 2025
at 20:32
6.9/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 7
Flavor 6
Texture 7
Overall 6.5
Rainy day at the source.
Pint. Clear, pale gold, active, super frothy.
Herbal & dry cracker nose.
Clean herbal & rindy bitterness, veggie middle, very light & lingering pith on the tail. Too veggie.
Prickly, constant carb, mostly dry, some subtle acidity brightness.
Quaffable.
Pint. Clear, pale gold, active, super frothy.
Herbal & dry cracker nose.
Clean herbal & rindy bitterness, veggie middle, very light & lingering pith on the tail. Too veggie.
Prickly, constant carb, mostly dry, some subtle acidity brightness.
Quaffable.
Tried
from Draft
at
Diatribe Brewing Company
on 23 Jul 2025
at 20:26
7.6/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 10
Overall 7.5
Clear, MGD pour. Sticky malt & salty cracker nose. Frothy, mild cracker, very level acid, thin, ghost hit of clove, slight astringency on the tail. Slightly oily, thin body, very sloshable. Super even front to back, no sizzle. Really liked this.
Tried
on 16 Jan 2024
at 00:01
7.2/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 8
Texture 6
Overall 7
7oz pour at the brewery on a quiet afternoon. Dark cola, brown highlights, sticky head. Medium roast & gentle char nose. Cola & coffee milkshake. A little caramel. A little milk chocolate. Bittersweet but pretty mild on the tail. Tame & good.
Tried
on 15 Jan 2024
at 23:58
7.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 6
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 6.5
Found myself with 45 minutes & way too close to Patton. Full pour on a lazy afternoon. Clear, classy gold, nicely frothy. Veggy & green strawberry nose. Citra, strawberry, some raw onion. Thin cracker, lemon, some salt. Bittersharp & a little sweet. High acid, obviously thin, very carbed. Kinda good, better if it wasn't as sweet. Maybe I don't hate these.
Tried
on 15 Jan 2024
at 23:53