2.5

Bottle 16/03/2025 Vague fruity and wheaty, with a watery consistency, florals, vegetables, phenolic and pretty unpleasant.

4.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 4.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 5

Sample, thanks fonefan!
Clear dark brown, small head. Aroma of cardboard and cocoa powder. Mid sweet with medium body and clean mouthfeel. Cardboard and caramel some cocoa powder. Low bitterness.

4.6

Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 4.5 | Flavor - 4.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 4.5

Sample, thanks fonefan! Clear bronze colour. Aroma of cinnamon and buttery toffee. Sweet with medium body and clean, rounded mouthfeel. Fruity and toffeeish. Cinnamon and caramel. Low bitterness.

2.6

Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2.5 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 2

Clear amber, tiny fizzy white head. Malty aroma with lavender... oh shit - I had not seen that... Really perfumy. Perfumy, soapy and sweet malty flavour. I cannot think of any excuse for putting lavender in beer. Unless it's to mask how watery this beer actually is. Finishes dry, but the lavender just goes on and on.

2.6

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5

Bottle 33 cl. Pours a clear, orangey brown with a small, fizzy, beige head. Horrible, soapy lavender aroma. Fairly light in body, a dry maltiness and then a shitload of the abomination called lavender. Like sucking a bar of soap. 270225

6

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Bottle 33 cl. Pours a slightly hazy, deep golden. Head is fizzy and disappers in a whiff. Sweet, malty nose. Solid body, sweet, slightly biscuity malts with little bitterness. Lucily I cannot taste any spices - and none are declared. 270225

7.4

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

(thanks fonefan!). Deep amber colour, small off-white head. Aroma is chocolaty, toffeeish, some mild nutty tones with a bit fudgey tones. Flavour is chocolaty, toffeeish and some fudge with mild nutty tones. A bit fruity hubba bubbaish tones too.

5.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 5.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Bottle 50 cl. Pours a clear brown with a reddish hue and a small, rough, beige head. Toffee in the nose with a hint of chocolate. Medium body, sweet toffee with a hint of chocolate and very light roast. Hardly any bitterness. 050225

4.8

Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 4.5

Bottle 50 cl. Pours a hazy, pale golden with a lacing, white head. Faint citrusy nose with a nice - albeit chemical - mango note. Light body, yeasty, super dry fruitiness, hardly any malt feel, some chemical harshness from te mango flavor with little bitterness. 050225

4.5

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4.5 | Flavor - 4.5 | Texture - 5 | Overall - 4.5

Bottle 50 cl. Pours a pale golden with a slight haze and a small, rough, white head. A dry, dusty nose with a faint hint of camomile. Light body, yeasty, sweet malt and again a very faint note of camomile. Zero traces of hops anywhere, and has absolutely nothing to do with a Pale Ale. 050225