Hanoi Profile - Brewver

On tap. Nose is soft banana, bubble gum, cloves and lots of caster sugar. Taste is very sweet, bubble gum, then white sugar, cardboard, sweet banana, very tacky and dry.

It tastes a bit unfinished.

Tried from Draft on 01 Nov 2025 at 19:12

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Fresh Prince Of Lezayre from NOA 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Can from Tesco, Bury. Nose is lime, melon; a bit muted. Taste is mango, hint of pineapple, leading to a lemon citrus finish.

Identikit.

Tried on 25 Oct 2025 at 21:25

2.6

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Two Scoops from BrewDog 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 3 | Overall - 2

Can. Nose is vanilla and honeycomb, ice cream, slight strawberry, no stout at all. Taste is vanilla, honeycomb, vanilla ice cream, slightly medicinal and earthy stout note.

It's absolutely disgusting. A variety of synthetic flavours which I would expect to find in a home bargains own brand cream soda. A drain pour after five swigs.

Tried from Can on 20 Oct 2025 at 21:53

5.8

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Mini Crunch from Vault City 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Can. Nose smells like a crunchie. Taste is dark malt, chocolate, cream, honey come and a slightly medicinal hop note on the sweet finish.

Having had some genuinely abominable vault beers this week, I approached this was fear. However this was just bad.

Tried on 18 Oct 2025 at 18:18

4.5

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Toffee Nut Latte from Vault City 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5

Can. Nose is toffee, toffee ice cream, vanilla, syrup. Taste is toffee, cola, brown sugar, cream, hint of thin coffee. Thick mouthfeel.

Overly sweet and sticky. Unpleasent.

Tried on 17 Oct 2025 at 20:27

Hanoi added a new beer Toffee Nut Latte by Vault City
1 month ago

4.5

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Excelsior Lager from Lidl 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 5

Can from Lidl. Nose is metallic, corn, yeast and soft ripe apple. Taste is corn, metallic, caramel in an overly sweet finish,

Tried on 16 Oct 2025 at 22:18

3.8

Hanoi (1973) reviewed Mini Mars Stellar Stout from Vault City 1 month ago

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 4 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4

Can. Bought without realising it's meant to be a mars bar. Nose is very like a mars bar, caramel, mars bar gloop, chocolate. It smells pretty disgusting. Taste is marshmallow, vanilla, chocolate, the squidgy stuff in mars bars, hint of strawberry. Candy sugar and mars bar finish.

It's pretty rank stuff.

Tried on 15 Oct 2025 at 19:50

Hanoi added a new beer Mini Mars Stellar Stout by Vault City
1 month ago