Hazy pale from a can. Nose is sorta sweet perfumy hops. First taste is a weird fruity thing followed by a big hop bitter blast. Now my taste buds are ruined for a while. Second big swig is the same, but now my buds are genuflecting and kneeling before the hops idol. Whew, quite a nasty brew for a cheap pale lager lover as myself. OK, now that I'm in the middle of this session, let me see if my flavor detecting devices have anything left to detect. Well, now I see its getting quite medicinal. Let me think, as a child did I take some kind of medicine from bottle that makes me reminisce while drinking this so called tropical bitter juice?? Yea, when I think tropical flavors, I never imagined this, whew. Finishes as it started, clear down to the last drop this mouth coating SOB just wants to be a terribly on style egotistic haughty conceited IPA bastard. Well, at least I'm getting a little alky activity in my happy receptors, thereby increasing dopamine release in the NAc. This brew seems to be modifying the function of my dopaminergic neurons more directly by entering the brain. Finally, at least its worth something.

Can, pour is pale and hazy. Smell is hoppy mild fruit. First taste is bitter as usual for this style. Hard to find the fruit because of the strength of bitterness. Hardly any co2. A little less viscous than most IPA but still quite insulting to my buds. Slight warming sensation on the finish. Another rude ass sample of the million IPA bastardized beers out there. There, you have it. Blah.