2

Water. Oh fuck we spilled Guinness into it. Oh fuck. What do we dooooooooo Coolio. (Homage to whatever Google autocorrect did to me).

2

Peepee IPA. Still watery. What's wrong here. Thick but watery. What's on my tongue. Is that a lizard?!

3

Waterly triple ipa?! Wtf. Shit tastes like water that a triple ipa walked by and the odor caught into the water. This is hands down the no excuses poorest pour I've had.

8

Nicely light but huge guava flavor. Not bad and my Cuban blood floods through and wishes for cream cheese and crackers.

7

Not bad, nice hop and piney notes, crisp but flavorful.

7

Coffee espresso porter lightness. Ultimate cooldown and ramp up beer.

8

Sweet surgery whatever a lulo is, smooth and tasty diabetes trip.

9

No idea why this isn't higher rated, it's habanero packed but not overly spicy. Just a hint at the back. Otherwise sweet and mango juice.

5.4

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 4.5

Draft at the brewery: solidfunk below is right. This beer has surprisingly little flavor. Is this the worst beer I had today... well no. It is drinkable. But I ask why? Whatever... when I drink drainpour... the drain is my throat. Also alky burn. Stop.

5.9

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

At the source: pours darker amber... aroma is caramel and maltiness. Taste is lightly hopped... sort of sweet. Easy to drink. Would have preferred it be maltier. Blerp.