5.9

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

Undated can drunk 1/9/26, as pictured.
Smells like pineapple jellies and lots of sugar. Other than the large amount of obvious sugar, it doesn't smell offensive or anything. Pleasant enough in the "smelling a big bowl of fruit and ice cream" sense, I guess. Low, but not non-existent acidity.
Yeah, some acidity up front before turning cloyingly sweet with cheap sugar notes and a fizzy, not-quite-syrupy texture. I get some authentic coconut and very light vanilla, but it's just bogged down in intense sugar. This would probably still be too sweet if they cut the sugar by half. Off to the drain with you....

7.8

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

5th November 2025
Panda thanks to Wingman. Honestly one of the weirdest looking beers I have ever had. A hazy silver grey affair with a slight mauve tint, it also looks quite bitty and has no real head. Nose is candy, cake and coconut. Thinnish palate, semi dry, good superfine carbonation. Malts? I dunno! All I can taste here is punchy and slightly sharp fruits embedded in coconut macaroon and slightly rice pudding background. It finishes light and slightly acetic tart. Yeah, 40k beers in and something still turns up and makes you you go 'whaaaaa...'. I'm highly amused, unless you offer me a pint!

3.9

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 3.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 3

Panda at home, thanks to Dave, 27/10/2025.
What the fuck does this shit look like ... the things the tickers below give you no information on! Well it's like that dirty paint water at primary school ... a mix of blues and pastels ... or some kind of cleaning solution ... it looks garbage!
Nose is sugar puffs, stale biscuits, spice, herb.
Taste comprises sweet sugars, some kind of berry cream notes, caramel wafer, faint lactic spike, perfume, odd vanilla notes.
Medium bodied, fine carbonation, semi drying close.
Absolute wank .... Dave ... do you need help ... you've got my number brother .... WHY????
And as for the other bloke who ticked it ... I want whatever background buzz he's on!

6

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6.5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

5.6

Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 5.5 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

US Pint can from O'Sheas, poured (twice) into an old Corsendonk stemmed tulip glass on 1st August 2025 at my daughters place in Laguna Hills. It's bright opaque atomic orange and taste like soda, not like a beer at all really. Second pour gave lumps. No head, loads of 'fizz' and a distinct lack of hops or malts. Will need to clean my teeth before having my last beer of the night, this is a sweet monster and should carry a health warning. New brewery and another Florida tick, might give these guys a miss from now on though!

5.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5.5

Can from Drankenhandel Leiden. Supersweet and candylike with strawberry ice cream, strawberry milkshake. Thick body, light tart but mostly sugary sweet. Hard to dislike conceptually, a fun curiosity, but way too sweet.

8.9

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 10 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

Patricks. Red color with a white head. Aroma and flavor is strawberry, sourness, sugar, yeast.

7.1

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7

Rød tåkete med flyktig hvitt skum. Lukter overmoden jordbær. Fruktig. Søt. Smaker jordbærsyltetøy og noe gjær. Kort. Trym med Arsol

7.1

Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

Rød med hvitt skum. Lukter jordbærsyltetøy.. søt med smak av gjær og jordbær. Noe syrlig men noe tam.

6.8

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 6.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 6

6th April 2025
Panda thanks to Wingman. Hazy magenta colour beer with a good bubbly vibrant pale magenta head that fizzes away in literally less than 2 seconds. Light palate, a good fine minerally crispness. Cherry candy. By the bucketload. A touch of almond pip. A trace of lemonade. Light semi dry finish. Good fun but very much a one trick pony and a 100ml panda was adequate.