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Microbrewery in San Luis Obispo, California, United States 🇺🇸

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4070 Earthwood Lane, Suite 10, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93401, United States

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5.5
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

5oz pour in The Brewhouse, San Juan Capistrano on 27th July 2023. Very pale blonde body, crystal clear and bright, fast fading white head. Refreshing and thirst quenching, not much going on aroma or flavour wise, bit like a Kolsch.

Tried on 28 Jul 2023 at 01:31


7.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

US pint on-tap at Project Social on 14th July 2023. Clean golden body, white crown. Piney nose with a light citrus undertone, taste also resinous pine and mild citrus hoppiness, mini-malt action for a trace of sweetness, but this is all about the hops really.

Tried from Draft on 14 Jul 2023 at 22:48


7.2
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Draft. Golden beer with a cream head. Grapefruit aroma. Grapefruit and light tropical fruit flavor with light pine. Medium bodied. Good bitterness. Grapefruit and light tropical fruit linger.

Tried from Draft on 02 Jun 2023 at 20:23


6.6
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Can. Amber beer with a cream head. Light mineral aroma. Mineral and tropical fruit flavor with light earth. Medium bodied. Good bitterness. Mineral and tropical fruit linger with light spice.

Tried from Can on 26 May 2023 at 21:05


7.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Can from Gourmet Haus. Pours a hazy straw color with small white head. Guava, melon and stone fruit. A really flavorful and hoppy pale ale. Lacking much malt backbone, this is a bit like a session IPA. Really nice.

Tried from Can on 22 May 2023 at 03:49


7.9
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8.5

14/V/23 - 1Pt. can as a gift, shared @ home, BB: n/a, canned: n/a, no dates on the can (2023-416) Thanks to Akke for the can!

Clear yellow beer, small creamy white head, unstable, non adhesive. Aroma: fruity touch, tropical fruits, lychee, orange peel, malty backbone, a bit floral, slightly soapy, some roses and rose water, ok. MF: ok carbon, medium body. Taste: bitter and dry start, good, that’s how an IPA should be! Pretty piny and resinous bitterness, slightly fruity, not much though, pretty straightforward beer. Aftertaste: very bitter, a bit alcoholic, dry and bitter finish.

Tried from Can on 14 May 2023 at 19:00


6
Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Somewhat murky, thin head, quite toasty, light cocoa, medium bitterness, off-dry. Not my pocket of black ipa -too dry and not hoppy enough.

Tried on 08 May 2023 at 15:24


6.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

Pale amber with a slight haze. Thin head. Ok, this smells like leek soup, if the leeks had a decent char on them and were complemented with a sofrito, deglazed with shaoxing wine. Not that cheap crap from the grocery store, the good stuff from the liquor store. On the palate it's got more mosaic than a Roman villa, and a clean bready pale malt. But that malt does take it to a better level, because it's got this weird thing where it has more complexity than it should but it doesn't help much because the mosaic is overwhelming, and I'm not even a mosaic-hater.

Tried on 02 May 2023 at 06:26


7
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8

Draft. Amber bere with a cream head. Summer fruit and light grapefruit aroma. Summer fruit and light tropical fruit flavor with light grapefruit. Medium bodied. Good bitterness. Summer fruit and light tropical fruit linger with light grapefruit.

Tried from Draft on 19 Apr 2023 at 17:05


8.2
Appearance - 10 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Can. Pours hazy golden yellow with a small bubbly white head that leaves good lacing. Aroma Is happy nice citrus notes a bit dank Passion fruit mango. Some grains in the background. Flavor is light sweet light plus bitter strong tropical hot notes. Medium body. This is really more of an IPL but it's a d*** good one.

Tried from Can on 18 Mar 2023 at 01:56