There Does Not Exist
Microbrewery in San Luis Obispo, California, United States 🇺🇸
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4070 Earthwood Lane, Suite 10, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93401, United States
6.3/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 7
Overall 6
Pours clear, pale golden. Scent is very mild pine, dank. Bit cheesy. Taste is sharp, cheese, dank. No real pine. not a great WC...
Tried
on 08 May 2026
at 11:51
7.3/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 7
Pours unclear yellow. Scent is generic, mild powdery, tropical hops. Taste is full, bit bitter, tropical hops. Way less powdery than feared. mild finish.
Tried
on 08 May 2026
at 11:49
8/10
Tried
on 04 Apr 2026
at 01:21
7.6/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 8
At Versugo bar. Golde pour and sudsy white head. Nose is citrus and winey and pine. Tastes of white grape, Sauvignon. Blanc, herba, melon, pine. Medium bodied ok
Tried
on 17 Mar 2026
at 03:46
7.6/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Tap at The Planing Mill in Visalia. Really nice with vibrant fruit and chewy mouthfeel from the yeast. Solid all around.
Tried
on 15 Feb 2026
at 00:50
6.9/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 7.5
Can. Amber beer with a cream head. Grapefruit aroma. Grapefruit and earth flavor with light melon. Medium bodied. Good bitterness. Grapefruit and earth linger.
Tried
on 02 Feb 2026
at 22:34
7.3/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 8
A touch of haze on this golden lager with a white head. A bit sweet, noble hops, grain, light fruity zest. Medium bodied. Soft, round finish. Seems a bit muted for the style but a nice beer regardless.
Tried
from Can
on 25 Jan 2026
at 20:05
7.8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 8
Overall 8
Pint can pours with a nice black colored body that supports a mocha head of foam. The aroma offers up chocolate malts, a dash of caramel malts, as well as mostly vague spicy to maybe woody hoppiness. The taste delivers that same blend of mostly chocolate malts and then some caramel like malts to start. And like the nose too I get modes hop bitterness that seems spicy to woody to vaguely bitter citrus. Oakes is right, this could use a little more of a hop presence to round out the CDA experience. Really nice beer otherwise.
Tried
from Can
on 09 Jan 2026
at 03:47
7.6/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Sampled at Billies, day 2. Clear golden color, white head. Aroma and flavor are malts, nicely hoppy, clean and decently bitter. Solid. 9-7,5-7,5-7-7,5
Tried
on 22 Dec 2025
at 19:48
7/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7
Sampled at Billies, day 2. Hazy pale yellow color, full sized white head. Aroma and flavor are lightly malts, nicely hoppy, softly citrusy, nectarine, peach, nicely bitter. Solid. 5-7,5-7,5-7-7
Tried
on 22 Dec 2025
at 19:28