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Microbrewery in San Luis Obispo, California, United States 🇺🇸

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4070 Earthwood Lane, Suite 10, San Luis Obispo, CA, 93401, United States

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7.8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Pint can pours with a nice black colored body that supports a mocha head of foam. The aroma offers up chocolate malts, a dash of caramel malts, as well as mostly vague spicy to maybe woody hoppiness. The taste delivers that same blend of mostly chocolate malts and then some caramel like malts to start. And like the nose too I get modes hop bitterness that seems spicy to woody to vaguely bitter citrus. Oakes is right, this could use a little more of a hop presence to round out the CDA experience. Really nice beer otherwise.

Tried from Can on 09 Jan 2026 at 03:47


7.6
Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

Sampled at Billies, day 2. Clear golden color, white head. Aroma and flavor are malts, nicely hoppy, clean and decently bitter. Solid. 9-7,5-7,5-7-7,5

Tried on 22 Dec 2025 at 19:48


7
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7

Sampled at Billies, day 2. Hazy pale yellow color, full sized white head. Aroma and flavor are lightly malts, nicely hoppy, softly citrusy, nectarine, peach, nicely bitter. Solid. 5-7,5-7,5-7-7

Tried on 22 Dec 2025 at 19:28


6.3
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

Draft. Golden beer with an off-white head. Mineral and spice aroma. Malt and mineral flavor. Medium bodied. Malt and mineral linger.

Tried on 13 Dec 2025 at 23:41


6.9
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Draft. Golden beer with an off-white head. Summer fruit aroma. Summer fruit and white wine flavor with light citrus. Medium bodied. Summer fruit and citrus linger with light white wine.

Tried on 13 Dec 2025 at 23:39


7.6
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

On tap at LHK Noodle Bar, pours a clear pale golden with a small white head. Aroma has some tangy NZ hops, light allium, melon, and some pine. Flavour has bright tangy hops, bitter pine, melon, and crisp biscuity malt. Piney, tangy, melony. Real nice.

Tried from Draft at LHK Noodle Bar on 11 Dec 2025 at 17:33


6.9
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7

Sampled at Billies day 1. Ugly murky pale yellow color, average sized white head. Aroma and flavor are lightly malts, citrusy, citrusy bitter. Don't get much more but in the end, it's quite an alright beer. A bit one sided maybe but alright. 5-7,5-7-7-7

Tried on 01 Dec 2025 at 19:58


7.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7

Sampled at Billies day 1. Clear golden color, full sized white head. Smell and taste malts, nicely hoppy, floral, decently bitter. Medium body and carbonation. Alright.

Tried on 01 Dec 2025 at 19:56


7.6
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

Tried from Draft on 17 Nov 2025 at 10:00


7.6
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5

Tried from Draft on 17 Nov 2025 at 09:58