There Does Not Exist
Microbrewery in San Luis Obispo, California, United States 🇺🇸
Ibrew2or3 (10819) reviewed Vague Future from There Does Not Exist 3 weeks ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8
Pint can pours with a nice black colored body that supports a mocha head of foam. The aroma offers up chocolate malts, a dash of caramel malts, as well as mostly vague spicy to maybe woody hoppiness. The taste delivers that same blend of mostly chocolate malts and then some caramel like malts to start. And like the nose too I get modes hop bitterness that seems spicy to woody to vaguely bitter citrus. Oakes is right, this could use a little more of a hop presence to round out the CDA experience. Really nice beer otherwise.
Benzai (24515) reviewed Psychic Advisor from There Does Not Exist 1 month ago
Appearance - 9 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
Sampled at Billies, day 2. Clear golden color, white head. Aroma and flavor are malts, nicely hoppy, clean and decently bitter. Solid. 9-7,5-7,5-7-7,5
Benzai (24515) reviewed Star Or Stone from There Does Not Exist 1 month ago
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7.5 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7
Sampled at Billies, day 2. Hazy pale yellow color, full sized white head. Aroma and flavor are lightly malts, nicely hoppy, softly citrusy, nectarine, peach, nicely bitter. Solid. 5-7,5-7,5-7-7
bb (18428) reviewed KELR from There Does Not Exist 1 month ago
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7
Draft. Golden beer with an off-white head. Mineral and spice aroma. Malt and mineral flavor. Medium bodied. Malt and mineral linger.
bb (18428) reviewed Of Mystery and Wonder from There Does Not Exist 1 month ago
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5
Draft. Golden beer with an off-white head. Summer fruit aroma. Summer fruit and white wine flavor with light citrus. Medium bodied. Summer fruit and citrus linger with light white wine.
mcberko (47456) reviewed The Magic Door from There Does Not Exist 1 month ago
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8
On tap at LHK Noodle Bar, pours a clear pale golden with a small white head. Aroma has some tangy NZ hops, light allium, melon, and some pine. Flavour has bright tangy hops, bitter pine, melon, and crisp biscuity malt. Piney, tangy, melony. Real nice.
Benzai (24515) reviewed Dawn Keeper from There Does Not Exist 2 months ago
Appearance - 5 | Aroma - 7.5 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7
Sampled at Billies day 1. Ugly murky pale yellow color, average sized white head. Aroma and flavor are lightly malts, citrusy, citrusy bitter. Don't get much more but in the end, it's quite an alright beer. A bit one sided maybe but alright. 5-7,5-7-7-7
Benzai (24515) reviewed Billie Does Not Exist from There Does Not Exist 2 months ago
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6.5 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7
Sampled at Billies day 1. Clear golden color, full sized white head. Smell and taste malts, nicely hoppy, floral, decently bitter. Medium body and carbonation. Alright.
beerhunter111 (50581) ticked Stag from There Does Not Exist 2 months ago
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5
beerhunter111 (50581) ticked Stellar Fawn from There Does Not Exist 2 months ago
Appearance - 7 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 7 | Overall - 7.5