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Can from Hoptimism. Reddish deep brown colour with a thin head. Aroma and taste herby and fruity. tart. Not sure what squid ink adds? Crisp body.

1.1

Appearance - 2 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 0.5

Can from Moonshine Billy's off licence Ramsgate. Dark brown green grey colour no head. Looks horrible. Smells of baby sick. Nope I can't even drink this. Every time I brought it to my nose, I wretched. The smell of sick is almost distressing. I can't believe I spent money on this.

3.8

Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 4 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 1

14th November 2017
Level 42 Bottleshare. Thanks to Dan the man for the can. Cloudy brown beer, small cream colour head. Palate is light and dry, decent fine carbonation. A large helping of unwanted buteric acid. Honestly, if I wanted baby sick, I could have sired some offspring and got loads for free, because that is what the planet needs eh? More people! Anyway back to the unfortunate subject in hand, there is some citrus and generic fruits but honestly who cares? It's like pointing out the quality of the organic carrots someone has chucked up. Amusingly bad, amusing because I didn't have the misfortune to actually pay for this dogs dinner.

4.5

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 3

Appearance- coca-cola brown, no head at all, some bubbles rising. Aroma- brown bread, slightly cheesy, feet, caramel traces, wet cardboard. Taste- treacle, vinegar, plenty of salt, dries the mouth out, cardboard malt, vague trace of chocolate, the salt is completely overpowering. Not nice.

2.2

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1

Can from Bierkoning. Hazy brownish with a small head. This was really strange with cheese and vomit. A drain pour. Hejdå, hejdå!

2.5

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 2 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2

Can thanks to Big Ol Dirrty D. It pours cloudy deep red - brown with a small off-white head. The aroma is tangy, umami, sour dark fruits, very cheesy indeed, anchovies, wotsits and straight-up sick. The taste is dry, tar, tangy, very cheesy, balsamic vinegar, umami, cheesy wotists, vomit, earth and acidity. Light - medium body, low carbonation and oily mouth - feel. A proper bolloxed up mess really. Better than that recent cheesy Weird Beard beer, but shit nonetheless.

2.9

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 3 | Flavor - 2 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 2.5

Can shared on Level 42, 14/11/2017. Many thanks to A hazed dirty nut brown coloured pour with a loose beige head. Aroma is salty fishy, lemon, cheesey puffs. Fucking weird aroma. Flavour is composed of super sour, salty, lemon, cheesey, cheddar. The fuck is this? Paalte is super sour, lemon, fishy, acid, harsh salt. Very very bad. Anchovies.

2.8

Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 3 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 1

Can split at L42, thanks to the dirtiest of Daniels, 14/11/17. Murky chestnut brown with a decent beige cap. Nose is cheese puffs, hote vomit, rancid bile, baby sick. Taste comprises bitter spewed up fruit chunks, tarte and tangy berry background, raw pineapple, light spice, seaweed. Medium bodied, fine carbonation, semi drying close. Pretty offensive stuff but not quite as bad as the recent Weird Beard puke bomb.

1.5

Appearance - 4 | Aroma - 1 | Flavor - 1 | Texture - 2 | Overall - 1

Can shared in London - no thanks at all to Daniel. Pours hazy brown with a creamy, tan head. Cheese and vomit in the nose, some vague berries. Light sweet flavour, somewhat salty, with a bit of bile, oily cheese, tangy berries, earth. Light bodied, oily, with soft carbonation. Really oily on the finish, with more cheese, Parmesan, baby puke, general stomach bile. Horrid.