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2.4/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 1 Flavor 1 Texture 6 Overall 1.5
Can. Clear gold color large head. Aroma is sweet corn and nasty and unpleasant. Taste was nasty also.
Tried from Can on 21 Mar 2025 at 05:13

6.1/10 Appearance 5 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 6 Overall 6
23.5 oz can from gas station. Clear golden pour that fades to flat instantly. Pineapple candy aroma. Taste starts with candy flavors, and then the booze hits. Pineapple fades, a little sugary, and plenty warm.
Tried from Can on 11 Mar 2025 at 03:08

5.1/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 5 Flavor 6 Texture 4 Overall 5.5
I located a 23.5 oz can on one of my travels around the state, a convenience store I am sure. Joose does not mess around with their beers, a big can and a high abv. Time to pull the tab and have a smell of it. Orange for sure, anything else is beyond my abilities. The drink follows along closely with the nose. Orange a-plenty, a bit of metal and alcohol as you might expect from a 14% malt liquor. The sensation is one of fullness, not thin like many flavored malt liquors. Actually this is a fairly tasty brew. Joose has not disappointed with any I've sampled.
Tried from Can on 22 Jan 2025 at 23:10

5.1/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 4 Flavor 5.5 Texture 5 Overall 6.5
This beer was found with another Joose malt liquor on a trip out of town at a convenience store. A large can, 23.5 oz. Brown bagging this one, of course. I open the can and take a sniff, berry of some kind and something medicinal. Now for the drink. Yes, I can say the taste is blackberry along with a bit of citrus and cough syrup. Actually not bad. Somewhat sweet but not overly so, a substantial mouthfeel, maybe from the elevated ABV and potent, a twist-off for sure. Many other malt liquors I've had that aren't as good.
Tried from Can on 22 Jan 2025 at 22:28


5.9/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 6 Flavor 6 Texture 6 Overall 6.5
23.5 FL oz can from Gas Station. Clear purple pour, shorty lived fizz, no head. Aroma is hard purple (grape) candy. Taste also. So it's kind of like grape soda with 14% ABV. Refreshing, but waiting for the kick .
Tried from Can on 12 Sep 2024 at 22:46

5.9/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 4 Overall 5.5
Big ass can from On The Fly gasmart. Pour looks like orange soda, fizzy head. Aroma is orange soda. Taste is, you guessed it, orange soda coupled with that big alcohol burn you get from gas station malt liquors. Harsh at first, but gets easier to drink as you muddle through. I wonder why that is?
Tried from Can on 01 Sep 2024 at 02:08

4.9/10 Appearance 4 Aroma 4 Flavor 5 Texture 6 Overall 5.5
I located a 23.5 oz can at an Allsups near San Angelo a few months back. My first time sampling a Joose beverage, it gets the paper bag treatment like all malt liquors do. It has much of a berry smell and perhaps a bit of citrus also. The taste is definitely sweet berries but also has a significant sour offset. Some metal in there too, many malt liquors do that. A substantial sensation while I drink this one, it might be the alcohol. A big can, a big abv, I hope this one ends well.
Tried from Can on 20 Jun 2024 at 22:51

5.5/10 Appearance 8 Aroma 5 Flavor 4 Texture 8 Overall 5
22oz can pours out electric blue topped with a small fizzy head. Nose is blue raspberry lemonade sweet and tart. Taste is more of the sweet tart lemons and blue drank.
Tried from Can on 25 May 2024 at 22:55

6.6/10 Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 6.5
24oz can from Jacksons. Bright blue, hazy pour. Aroma is candy, part lemon, part blue Jolly Rancher. Taste is sweet, hard candy followed by a big warm, boozy punch. Way too easy to drink for 14%.
Tried from Can on 25 May 2024 at 19:44