Subsidiaries
3.8/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 2
Flavor 3
Texture 6
Overall 4
Bottle. Extremely skunky in smell. Taste is skunky, with some body though. Color is golden. Some head. Not real good.
Tried
from Bottle
on 24 Mar 2025
at 04:43
3.4/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 3
Flavor 3
Texture 3
Overall 3
Bright gold, nice effervescence. Decent head. This comes in a giant 710ml can, and kudos for Molson Coors for giving the people what they want, a malt liquor variant of Old Style Pilsner. Sadly, the label is absolute shit now. Google Old Style Pilsner labels from the 1930s (I've attached one here), when it was brewed by Sick's Brewery in Lethbridge. Those are absolute classics.
The aroma has acetaldehyde and alcohol, and a bit of grainy malt. I really should take this back to high school and drink it in a soccer field listening to Motley Crue, but alas, Dr. Feelgood does not live here anymore.
Soft body, a bit of sweet grainy malt. Again, no shortage of acetaldehyde, and the finish does hit with that boozy note one prefers in a malt liquor. Imagine buying a malt liquor and not being reminded of your shame every single sip of the way. Of course you need that alcohol blast.
By the end of the glass - a Murder Bar 5oz sample glass - I realize that finishing the can will not lead to desirable outcomes at my age, and I resign myself to pouring it out. I will play some sirens in the background and tell myself the cops are coming, so the dumping of the can can be reasonably justified.
The aroma has acetaldehyde and alcohol, and a bit of grainy malt. I really should take this back to high school and drink it in a soccer field listening to Motley Crue, but alas, Dr. Feelgood does not live here anymore.
Soft body, a bit of sweet grainy malt. Again, no shortage of acetaldehyde, and the finish does hit with that boozy note one prefers in a malt liquor. Imagine buying a malt liquor and not being reminded of your shame every single sip of the way. Of course you need that alcohol blast.
By the end of the glass - a Murder Bar 5oz sample glass - I realize that finishing the can will not lead to desirable outcomes at my age, and I resign myself to pouring it out. I will play some sirens in the background and tell myself the cops are coming, so the dumping of the can can be reasonably justified.
Tried
from Can
from
Legacy Liquor Store
on 15 Mar 2025
at 03:33
6/10
RB score 2.18
Tried
from Bottle
on 12 Mar 2025
at 19:42
2.5/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 4
Overall 2
coors light, with fake, artificial grapefruit flavouring. EXACTLY what you would think its going to taste like.
Tried
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:50
4.2/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 4
Flavor 4
Texture 4
Overall 4
Can from the LCBO.
Pours a clear copper, with a medium off white head. Aroma is buttery, musty cereals, stale hops, and toffee notes. Mouth feel is full, and a bit oily with a soft carb. Finish ls lightly bitter, more butttery notes, some earthy woodiness, and some stale grasses.
Pours a clear copper, with a medium off white head. Aroma is buttery, musty cereals, stale hops, and toffee notes. Mouth feel is full, and a bit oily with a soft carb. Finish ls lightly bitter, more butttery notes, some earthy woodiness, and some stale grasses.
Tried
from Can
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:49
1.9/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
Shitty tasteless beer, with cake like flavouring, that doesn't even taste like lime.. It's more of a ginger ale minus the sweetness. Meh
Tried
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:41
6.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 6
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 6.5
Can from the lcbo. Dark brown pour, almost black, with a small beige head. Aroma is roasty, malty, a tad metallic, with some cocoa and light smoke. Mouth feel is nice, carb is solid. Finish is lightly smoky, light chocolate, a complete and total surprise, a decent Molson offering.
Tried
from Can
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:40
2/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 2
Can from the LCBO. Pale yellow pour, with no head. Aroma is Coors light with fake orange flavouring. That's all you need to know.
Tried
from Can
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:39
2.8/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 3
Flavor 2
Texture 4
Overall 1
Can from the lcbo. Tastes like cheap artificial flavoured macro cider with overly sweet pear flavorings. It’s might be actually pear juice but for sure it’s been bombarded with a boatload of extra sugars. Super sweet, no redeeming qualities really.... Just alcopop for adults.
Tried
from Can
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:22
5.6/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 6
Flavor 5
Texture 6
Overall 5.5
Clear gold pour, with no head. Aroma is fresh cut macintosh apples, and Apple pie. Watery mouth feel, lively carb. A full mouth feel, quite sweet, and doesn’t come across as crisp at all. Tastes like sugar has been added, could be cleaner and crisper. Meh. Not bad, but not great.
Tried
on 28 Feb 2025
at 06:22