2$ can from chalet. Pour is a somewhat darker orangish pale. Creamy off white head. Nose is fairly fresh hops, perhaps some metallic pine. First taste is a building bitter bite, almost that of an IPA. Yea, you can tell this is a straight up american style ale fer sher. After each slug you get this fairly sharp bitter bite that hangs around for a while. Almost astringent but its not quite there. Some odd pine off lemon taste building as the session continues. Not pleasant, but has a desired calming effect. There you have it, would not buy again but good for a tick.

Nice review, superspak!! My can pours orangish pale with a slight haze. White fine creamy head. Nose is sweet beefy alarming heavy malty hops. First taste is a big kick in the face, excessively boozy and it just don't care. So difficult for a pale lager lover, whew. Almost causes a gag reflex. So big, so bad, so bitchy, so bastard, so bollocks, so barbaric and bawdy. Like man, who gives a shit? After the first half can, I'm hoping some numbing sensations will begin to cool my brain. Don't know if I can finish this but my feeling is; if I can, I'll get the most buzzerie. Thanks to the massive mouth coating bitter bite, my reaction to the bitterness is rooted in instinct and genetics. Thanks to evolution, I was born with an instinctive super blech reaction to anything that tastes this nasty bitter. Towards the end, I'm thinken; this hop bomb is pretty viscous. Almost sticky in nature. So difficult to finish. It's actually making my eyes water. I'm such a wimp when it comes to these, my early ancestors were hunter-gatherers, and a primal reaction to bitterness helped them avoid poisonous plants. Certainly one of the most over achieving IPA I've had in months. Think Revolution X Hero Juicy Rush, Mad Tree Galaxy High, Green Flash Green Bullet and Lagunitas Waldo's Special. Niw my nose is runny, blah. Even if I cut this with 10 parts pale lager to one part creeper, it would still be a bonafide IPA! There you have it, the thoughts of a macro pale lager lover.

Just another stupid ass IPA that is the same as a trillion others out there. Its nearly clear pale, with a white head that goes craggy. Smells like mild diesel fuel. Not sure why so many tasters love this style especially since they all taste the same. Terribly on style. If you like IPA, you need to try this one. Big bitter ass mouthcoating experience. I did have a longer descriptive explanation of the flavors, but for some reason, when I submitted it, it didn't take and erased it all. Piss me off. But anyway, there you have it. Happy BS I say.

2$ can. Smells like orange juice on top of hop perfume. Nice thick foamy head. Very hazy light orange tinted pale. First big swig is juicy and a little viscous. From the first impression of taste, not sure if I'd call this imperial or not but it is quite boozy. Slight warming sensation on the way to the tummy. Think orange juice poured into yer favorite double impy IPA and you'll get the drift of this brew. In the middle this big ass beer is getting bigger, now I think its wandering around and crossing into impy territory. The bitterness keeps building and I realize I think its a sonnah bitch. Toward the end, that orange nose keeps my olfactory busy. Its a facade of what actually lies within. There is some co2 but it needs more to keep my mind off this brutal awakening. What a finish, glad its over. Hoping the 8+ alky kicks in soon to take my mind off this straight up rude ass bastard IPA experience. There, you have it.