Ha Ha, a big stovepipe black can for a buck fitty at giant eagle, the large bird of prey. I was casually doing some food shopping and saw this from across the isle in the, 'get you cheap buzzed fast', cooler, it was calling my name. I had to go checker out. Pour is pale yellah in my stang, with a white head that fades. Nose is scary volatile malt likkah cream corn. First taste is rather boozy as well. Probably a little smoother than I expected, but make no mistake, it it what it is; a cheap merikan malt likker that should be in a brown paper bag. It has one purpose, especially with a can this size. To get you to alky relaxation time; vegging out, chilling like a villain, and zonken out. Yea, in the middle, still going down OK. I'm so used to these cheap alky bomb malt likkers, making me get the gag reflex. So far I'm good. Maybe because its only 8%. I'd say its even smoother than those bullshit pale amerikan ice beers. Decent co2 as well. One thing's fer sher, it taste better than most of those poorly made IPA messes of the domestic variety. I'd drink this any day over those bitter bastards. In the end I find this is actually a little better than expected.