NotABeerProfessor
Oviedo, FL, United States 🇺🇸 MemberOptions
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7.3/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
Pours hazy a bit murky orangey, nice full foaming head. Hop nose is a bit dank but mostly pine and tropical fruits. Flavor more mine, a little less tropical, and not dank. Hop oils feel zingy on the palate leading to a mild bitter finish. Light to medium bodied, balanced to semi-dry. Cans from UCF Publix
Tried
from Can
on 15 Mar 2026
at 23:39
NotABeerProfessor
added a new beer
Jernigan’s Hazy IPA
by
Brewlando Brewing
3 months ago
2.9/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 5
Flavor 1
Texture 4
Overall 1
Wow, this is gross. I expected just a regular supercharged hazy but this is full of some sort of juice. It has a strong mango aroma, reminds of the old V8 splash tropical juice, and definitely of the Bud Light Mango Michelada. Flavor is super sickly sweet, full of mango and tropical fruit and a wash of boozy fusels. Syrupy body. Absolutely no redeeming qualities other than "are you looking for a nasty quick buzz?" Can from a gas station as it should be with garbage like this.
Tried
from Can
on 26 Feb 2026
at 20:17
7/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 6
Texture 8
Overall 7
This is a bit of a let down, not that its bad, but after having the Barrique Vitis Concord twice last year, I was hoping for something like that. First, this is barely sour. Like only a hint of tart. Nose is dough, light grape juice, light grain. Looks nice with a deep purple color and faint pink-purple head that fades quickly. Lightly tart, semi-dry, and a surprising hop bitterness at finish that really doesn't mesh well with the rest of the beer. This tastes a lot like a simple american wheat with grape juice added, and the tartness comes from the grape juice rather than any fermentation characteristic. This is an overly critical review for a beer that is decent. The grape element is nice, the base beer is alright. But really, that's it, it is just the sum of its parts. Cans from Publix Oviedo FL
Tried
from Can
on 15 Feb 2026
at 21:54
7.1/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 6.5
Pours looking like an amber lager! Big foaming creamy head over dark amber beer. A little mild grassy or noble hop on the nose, maybe a little dark bread. Clean profile, bready, mildly sweet with a light caramel note. Biscuity. Semi-dry, with a light hop bitter finish. Drinks super easy, just magically disappeared from the glass! Overall mild, restrained but well constructed, if maybe slightly less interesting than the best amber lagers (or dunkels or viennas or whatnot) out there. Cans from Publix Oviedo FL
Tried
from Can
on 07 Feb 2026
at 20:21
8.3/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 8.5
Texture 9
Overall 8.5
I wondered if this would be listed as a dunkel. It is, but it also shares quite a bit stylistically with schwarzbier. Not that it matters, just a note. And on that note, wow what a nice thing to find instead of yet another IPA etc. Pours a dark brown, almost dark enough to be opaque unless you hold it at the light where it shows a nice brown color around the edges. Modest head. Aroma was restrained but was mostly a hint of dark chocolate, toasted malt. Flavor similar but also seemed to hint at coffee notes. Light bodied enough to be drinkable, pleasing. Clean profile, balanced finish. A really excellent dark lager. Can from Upsala market, Sanford FL
Tried
from Can
on 18 Jan 2026
at 12:38
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 6.5
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
This is both decent but also highlights the serious downside to the hazy style. This has surprisingly restrained hop nose, it hints at citrus mainly and a small floral element. The hop flavors are restrained too, no specific note comes forward, just a melange of citrusy floral elements, leading to a lightly bitter and bready finish that leaves you wanting something with more punch to it. Date on bottom is 12/16/25 so if that's the canning date its superfresh. Def a hazy yellow with a rocky meringue of a head that holds on til the end. Can from Upsala market, Sanford FL
Tried
from Can
on 17 Jan 2026
at 22:36
6.1/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 5
Texture 6
Overall 5
hmm, a rare swing and miss from Sierra Nevada. Seemed OK at first, a very pale yellowish color, bright hop nose, plenty of citrus and lightly floral. Very dry and attenuated here, malts are almost not there at all, just a light breadiness, dry finish. What doesn't work then is the strong bittering hop presence, which is at the levels you might want for a less attenuated standard IPA. The bitterness overwhelms, and its citrus and floral elements shift to a soapiness that really isn't working at all. It feels ultimately like a flawed recipe.
Tried
on 10 Jan 2026
at 18:33
5.3/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 5.5
Flavor 5
Texture 5
Overall 6
This is from 2016 correct? Sample NYE 2025 (that is, 12/31/25, heading into 2026). Poured a brown cloudy murky color but managed a small short lived head. The crown popped revealing there was still some pressure in the bottle. However, the carbonation was quite soft and minimal in drinking so I think it had lost something there. Had it held up otherwise? Not quite. Definitely some sherry and cardboard notes in here, mixed with a a general malt forward beer, some fruitiness, leaning toward bruised apples, figs. Not sour or funky at all. Strength was apparent, there was a light booziness at the finish and trying to drink all of the 750 was not gonna happen! I think there was something good in here, but perhaps it was never great?
Tried
from Bottle
on 10 Jan 2026
at 18:29
8/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
Weird, so its listed here as a hazy, and I expected a hazy because I thought the Mortal Bloom beers were hazies...but this was clearly not a hazy?! Poured at most with a light chill haze but otherwise mostly clear golden to amber color, full 2 finger+ head. Pronounced bitterness despite the list 45 IBU (but also not super bitter). A lot of aromatic and flavoring hops, leans towards pine, resin, but hints also at unripe grapefruit rind, and a little sweat sock. Fairly clean and semi-dry to balanced malt profile, hints at crackers, white bread. I like it as a sort of standard DIPA from the oughts era. Cans from Publix Oviedo FL
Tried
from Can
on 27 Dec 2025
at 22:06