7.3/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7
Tap at Winter Affair 2026. This was one of the most hyped beers of the first session - after the first session, and that's high praise. But let's see... Murky smoothie brown body, can't even identify the head. Cocoa all over the aroma - another one like that after Ziemia Obiecana's This Is Madness! Bit funky and fruity too. Smoothie body really, cocoa mostly, some hazelnut, bit grainy, fun overall, though it didn't push my buttons as much as I hoped it would! A fun experiment that I might underrate slightly, but most others won't.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 12:32
4.6/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 4.5
Flavor 4.5
Texture 5
Overall 4.5
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Cloying, nonbeery, overfucked to hell and back with flavourings.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 09:40
8.1/10
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Appearance 9
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Great! Decadent, warming, but pleasant. Lots of chocolate, some dark berries too, like blackberry or blueberry? Sweet, but drinkable, great.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 08:46
3.8/10
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Appearance 3
Aroma 4
Flavor 4
Texture 3
Overall 4
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Looks like shit, tastes like shit. Cloying, fruity, nonbeer.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 08:06
2.8/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 3
Flavor 3
Texture 2
Overall 3
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Consistency of actual yogurt. Lots of cocoa. Little else, beer where? Guh.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 08:05
2.5/10
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Appearance 3
Aroma 2.5
Flavor 2.5
Texture 2
Overall 2.5
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Fuller body than milk shake. Lots of cocoa, med sour lactic. Gazillion sugar. Meh.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 05:33
3/10
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Appearance 3
Aroma 3
Flavor 3
Texture 3
Overall 3
Tap at Zichovec Winter Affair 2026. Very sugary, cloying, pure fruit puree. Meh.
Tried
from Draft
on 24 Jan 2026
at 05:14
2.3/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 2
Sample, thanks oh6gdx! Hazy golden, small head. Aroma of fecking mango smoothie. Very sweet with sticky mouthfeel. Tastes like a bloody mango & pineapple smoothie, which is pretty much the most disgusting invention in the planet.
Tried
on 17 Jan 2026
at 19:50
1.8/10
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Appearance 1
Aroma 2
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
Sample, thanks oh6gdx! Cloudy carrot coloured, viscous with no head. Aroma of Fanta Exotic. Very sweet with medium body and cloying, viscous mouthfeel. Artificially sweeted mango puree with some citric acid. Indeed as cloying and revolting as a smoothie.
Tried
on 10 Jan 2026
at 19:29
1.6/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 1.5
Flavor 1.5
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
Sample, thanks oh6gdx! Hazy purple, small head. Aroma of blueberry pie with custard. Very sweet with medium body and clean, rounded moutheel. A total fecking mess with strawberry jam topped with artificial sweetener and cloying custard. Undrinkable drink mixer.
Tried
on 09 Jan 2026
at 22:56