Right from the weiss $2 can I was expecting a hazy pale ale, but its not hazy; its clear yellow. Usually a blonde will have a little haze to her look, right? First big swig is somewhat annoyingly astringent, just slightly. Its already talking back to me. In a glass it makes a big white foamy head. Yea, flavor seems like it should be more than 5%, fer sher. It just somewhat lacks in civility, you know, blondes are more civil, right? Towards the end I'm getting a little annoyed, its not getting any better. It's just a tick. A decent tick, almost. Move on, those blondes.

Not expecting much since I hate IPA. The smell is off IPA hop sweet perfume, like a mate covering up for a shower. It looks fairly clear and yellow with a big frothy head. From a can this stuff is initially rubbery thick and sticky, lots of big ass bitterness from the start. Nasty rude and pompous. Terribly titillating. There is so much impact here, you'd never ignore it. Big strong blasting brutal IPA bear beer. In the middle it goes deeply sharp and astringent bitter after each big slug. White foamy head goes rocky. This stuff is so bitter it almost triggers the gag reflex, but not really, just bitter almost. At least there is 7% in this to make it worth my ticking effort: During the session, I'm catching some euphoric undefined uncommunicative undignified and unconstitutional psychological effects. It's a hacking halfhearted haggard hallucination. Hapless harangue. At the interrogating finish is a hairy harsh hasty hassle. Viscous vehement vain venom ending. A terribly on style IPA, could easily pass as a decent double impy IPA as well. There you have it.