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Founded in December 2009 by beer lovers trying to make work fun again, Clown Shoes has been redefining what craft beer should be. We strive to add our own little creative twists on under-represented styles and styles in need of change.

In late 2017, Clown Shoes joined Mass. Bay Brewing Company, makers of Harpoon and UFO. With the greater resources and capabilities, we have expanded our special release and barrel aging programs with over 25 one-off beers in 2018 alone. Clown Shoes continues to grow and innovate, while keeping our own personality and style to bring you interesting and unique beers.
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7.5/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 8
Poured an almost pitch black color with a medium sized head. Aroma was roasted malts, light bitterness. I got a lot of chocolate, coconut. Flavor was similar, chocolate, coconut. Interesting.
Tried on 23 Dec 2022 at 07:33

7/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 8
12oz can. Poured a very slightly hazy orange color with a small white head. Aroma was big citrus. Clean and refreshing, pretty decent hoppy pale ale. Light grassy notes.
Tried from Can on 23 Dec 2022 at 07:24

5.9/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 6 Flavor 5 Texture 6 Overall 6.5
12oz can. Poured a medium-dark brown color with a medium sized off-white head. Aroma was sweet malts, roast. Wish it had a little bit more nutty note to it and less sweetness.
Tried from Can on 23 Dec 2022 at 07:09

7.1/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 6 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Can from 12 Days of Christmas pack sent to me by Clown Shoes. A mix of peppery German and piney American hop hits the nose as I'm pouring this. Color is a dark amber, almost like a Vienna lager, under a sudsy head. Liking the German style malts in this one. The hops kind of just meld together. In fact, they’re kind of earthy more than anything else. But there is some definite bitterness, and both pine and spice. Most pale ales don’t come with this kind of a malt load except for really heavy DIPAs, and this suggests maybe we should see some more of this hybrid.
Tried from Can on 23 Dec 2022 at 06:59

7.9/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
12 Beers of Christmas box sent by Clown Shoes. Pours with the expected pine and resin nose, but also some guava and orange peel. Bright orange to amber beer under a fluffy head and very little haziness. Taste is right down the middle for the double IPA style, especially the West Coast kind. Pine and citrus in equal measure, along with some sticky malts delivering a note of alcohol. Goes down quickly. Just enough punch with few pretensions.
Tried on 21 Dec 2022 at 05:35

7/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7
12 beers of Christmas package. A pretty fresh and grassy hop smell from the moment I pulled the tab. Pours an amber beer that's not so much hazy as trying to be opaque, under a big head of foam. Still some light Pacific Northwest hop in the nose once I got it poured. Grassy, as I said, and a bit of grapefruit juice. The taste is fronted by amber malt, giving this the idea of an Oktoberfest beer. Then the hops come in, playing a bit more German character to go with the malt profile.
Tried on 20 Dec 2022 at 04:08

7.5/10 — Appearance 10 Aroma 6 Flavor 7 Texture 8 Overall 8
Can from !2 Beers of Christmas 12-pack, sent to me by Clown Shoes. I meant to go through the ones with a Best by date of 1/30/23, but this one, dated a year later, had the best reviews, so let's go. Besides, despite the label claim that it would improve with age, I've found spiced beers can turn unexpectedly. So this pours a deep, black body, with a thick yet bubble brown head. I'm now decided the primary smell is nutmeg, with cinnamon just behind, some clove and orange peel. Spices are pretty strong, but okay if that's what you expect. Taste is equally spicy, but with some coffee roast bitterness. And then some hops manage to be known. A pleasant, spicy experience. A spicy holiday dessert beer that I think goes best fresh. Glad I didn't hide this away.
Tried from Can on 14 Dec 2022 at 05:10

6.8/10 — Appearance 6 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 7
Tried on 12 Dec 2022 at 23:51

8.4/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 9 Texture 8 Overall 8.5
Can which I think that I picked up from Beer Republic Webshop, Breda Netherlands and consumed at home Monday 12th December 2022 listening to Steve Lamaq on 6Music and warming up a homemade Thomasina Miers, Chilli con Carne with Tortilla Wraps, Guacamole, Sour Cream and Salsa. This is absolutely fabulous, pours hazy amber with a white head, resinous, nice soft mouthfeel, lovely punchy and ever lasting bitterness, wonderful maltiness. Yeah great beer.
Tried from Can on 12 Dec 2022 at 17:49

7.9/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 8 Flavor 8 Texture 8 Overall 7.5
Can from Total Wine & More, San Antonio.
A: clear golden, small, white head.
A: ripe pineapple, mandarin, orange peel, jam.
T: sweet pineapple & mandarin, bitter orange peel & biscuit.
F: bitter piney & floral hops, grapefruity & tropical, some alcohol warmth.
P: medium to full body, oily texture, average carbonation.
Straightforward but this brewery doesn't disappoint in this style.
Tried on 12 Dec 2022 at 12:15