Von Seitz TheoreticAles

Microbrewery in Smithville, Tennessee, United States 🇺🇸

Established in 2013

Contact
175 Hurricane Ridge Rd, Smithville, TN, 37166, United States
Description
We are a small, wild, sour & herbal brewery with a focus on limited batch releases of things foraged and aged. We run a cobbled together four barrel system in a effort to spread the eccentric and atypical!

We love the synergy of the seasons, the science of mixed fermentation and the history of herbal artisan ale.

Barrel aged and blended creations are released in small batches of less than 25 cases at a time. Our in house lab cultures provides a full ecosystem to each bottle.

There is no such thing as rare beer when every bottle is one of a kind!

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7.1
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7.5

Gylden uklar skum hvid kort gær malt aug kort salt min. Bitter list sur list Tør livlig @f1

Tried on 10 Sep 2019 at 15:27


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Tried on 10 Sep 2019 at 15:21


5.3
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 5 | Flavor - 5 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 5

Bottle 500ml. @ [ Tasting ] - fonefan & Brugmansia House. [ As VonSeitz Theoreticales Mollys Gruit ]. ABV: 5.4%. Bottle #159/240. Light unclear light to medium yellow colour with a large, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, off-white to white head. Aroma is moderate malty, wheat, moderate to light light heavy yeasty, fruity yeast, rosemary, thyme, yeast - wheat. Flavor is moderate sweet with a average duration, wheat, rosemary, thyme, herbal, wheat - yeast. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. [20190910] 5-3-5-3-10

Tried from Bottle on 10 Sep 2019 at 14:50


6.5
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 7

500ml bottle. Cloudy, reddish, dark amber colour with small to average, frothy, diminishing, minimally lacing, off-white head. Sweet-ish malty and tart-sih fruity aroma, hints of caramel, dark berries, bramble, a slightly artificial touch of cherry, mild funky overtones. Taste is minimally dry, sour, fruity, notes of red and dark berries, morello, a citric touch; dry, minimaly woody finish. Oily-watery texture, fine, prickly carbonation. OK.

Tried from Bottle on 10 Sep 2019 at 03:51


7
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

From bottle @ Carnivale Brettanomyces 2017. Amber color. Vinous caramelly aroma. Hint of vinegar, Malty seeetish, soft vinous sour flavor. Lemon. Nice.

Tried from Bottle on 26 Aug 2019 at 12:04


6.5
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 7

Bottle @ Carnivale Brettanomyces 2017. Very herbal spicy aroma. Mint, anis, apple. Sweet and sour flavor. Caramel, apple. Spicy notes in the finish.

Tried from Bottle on 26 Aug 2019 at 12:04


6.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

From bottle @ Carnivale Brettanomyces 2017. Dark brown color. Caramel, apple and vanilla in the aroma. Malty caramelly sour flavor with apple and vanilla. Can’t really taste the promised Tennessee barrel.

Tried from Bottle on 26 Aug 2019 at 12:04


7.6
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8.5


Bottle 500ml. @ [ Tasting ] - fonefan & Brugmansia House.

[ As VonSeitz Theoreticales / Calfkiller Ghoul de Jour ].
Clear medium orange - amber yellow colour with a small to average, frothy, fair lacing, mostly diminishing, off-white head. Aroma is moderate malty, wheat, funky, leather, oak, orange. Flavor is moderate sweet and light acidic with a long duration, tart, oak, orange, funky, barrel, bourbon, vanilla notes. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft to flat. [20191019]
8-3-8-3-17

Tried from Bottle on 23 Aug 2019 at 12:19


6.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5


Bottle 500ml. @ [ Tasting ] - fonefan & Brugmansia House.

[ As VonSeitz Theoreticales Zeus' Taint ].
ABV: 5.6%. Almost Gusher !!!
Murky matt orange colour with many body particles, a large to huge, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, off-white to white head. Aroma is moderate to heavy malty, wheat, buckwheat, spice - herbs, moderate yeasty, pepper - rose pepper, thyme. Flavor is moderate sweet with a long duration, thyme, yeast, herbs, spice, wheat, buckwheat. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. [20191019]
6-3-7-3-13

Tried from Bottle on 23 Aug 2019 at 12:19


7.2
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 8


Bottle 500ml. @ [ Tasting ] - fonefan & Brugmansia House.

[ As VonSeitz Theoreticales Never Leave Amsterdam ].
ABV: 5.9%. Clear medium amber colour with a average to small, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, off-white to white head. Aroma is moderate malty, sweet malt, pale malt, caramel, sour, tart, funky, cherry, blackberry. Flavor is moderate sweet and light to moderate acidic with a long duration, sour, tart, caramel, sweet malt, wood - oak, spicy, medium dry, blackberry, cherry. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. [20191019]
7-3-8-3-16

Tried from Bottle on 23 Aug 2019 at 12:19