Von Seitz TheoreticAles

Microbrewery in Smithville, Tennessee, United States 🇺🇸

Established in 2013

Contact
175 Hurricane Ridge Rd, Smithville, TN, 37166, United States
Description
We are a small, wild, sour & herbal brewery with a focus on limited batch releases of things foraged and aged. We run a cobbled together four barrel system in a effort to spread the eccentric and atypical!

We love the synergy of the seasons, the science of mixed fermentation and the history of herbal artisan ale.

Barrel aged and blended creations are released in small batches of less than 25 cases at a time. Our in house lab cultures provides a full ecosystem to each bottle.

There is no such thing as rare beer when every bottle is one of a kind!

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5.8
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 4 | Overall - 6

Bottle #173, 5.4%. Hazy yellow with small off-white head. Aroma is malt, lemon, floral, tart, herbs and spices. Flavour is malt, lemon, spices, herbs, flora, little sweet and medium dry.

Tried from Bottle on 25 Apr 2022 at 20:10


8
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Bottle from probably Mas Plenum, shared with AJ & H. Murky dark orange-amber body. Off-white head. Tart aroma, but full... orange and oakey but light saliva, spicy, peppery notes, quite well balanced. Lean, tart, juicy taste, some citric tartness, soft white grape raisins, vague acetic touches, fresh and tasty, soft light phenolic and tobacco touches. Pleasant really, balanced, tasty.

Tried from Bottle on 15 Jan 2022 at 00:37


7.6
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 8 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 6.5

0.5 l bottle shared with Pliš and Marko. Hazy orange, small off-white head. Funky, fruity, apricot, glue. Nice moderate acidity, apricot jam, a floral touch. Sweet, cheese, mouth coating, fruit, sweetness, mineral. Tartness, sourness. Medium body, moderate carbonation, moderate finish.

Tried from Bottle on 15 Jan 2022 at 00:29


7.5
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8

Bottle, 5.2%. Hazy golden with small off-white head. Aroma is malt, fruit, lemon and tart. Flavour is malt, fruit, lemon, citric, sour, tart, grapes, notes of acetone and medium dry.t

Tried from Bottle on 27 Dec 2021 at 22:13


7
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 7

0,5 flaske fra VP Kvadrat, geografiavdelinga, hjemme: klar kobbergylden med ok skum. Sure bær, vanilje/eik, citrus. Ganerensende og spenstig. Astringerende ettersmak.

Tried on 02 Nov 2021 at 17:00


7
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 7 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 7

Bottle, 7. Hazy golden/amber with medium off-white head. Aroma is malt, lemon, sour fruit and acetone. Flavour is malt, fruit, lemon, acetone, sour, herbal, caramel, medium sweet, funk and medium dry.

Tried from Bottle on 30 Sep 2021 at 20:15


8.4
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 9 | Flavor - 8 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

9-4-8-4-17 Bottle. Pours hazy golden, with a small rocky head. Aroma is acetic notes of apple cider vinegar, funk, floral brett and sour candy, as well as grapes, tannins and wooden notes. Medium body, with average carbonation. Flavour is acetic notes of apple cider vinegar, wine grapes, funky notes with fruity brett and sour candy, as well as tannins and wooden notes. Balanced and moreish. Brilliant!

Tried from Bottle on 13 Aug 2021 at 21:50


6
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 6 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6

Five guys on a mission, Shrewsbury Beer Share in Chez Sophie: 9th Aug 2021. Cheers Mat for the 500ml bottle of this. Dull amber body, wispy white head. If it had been a blind tasting I would have said it was a Lambic that had been sweetened by something; it had that sourness and acidic base yet with a strange sweetness. Didn't pick up any Bourdon type esters or flavours.

Tried from Bottle on 11 Aug 2021 at 11:18


6.4
Appearance - 6 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 6 | Texture - 6 | Overall - 6.5

500ml bottle @ monthly tasting, Chez Sophie, Aug 21. Brought by me. Clear golden amber appearance, small white head. Candy sweet marshmallow aroma. Continues to taste, though fairly light on these flavours with soft bourbon, light funk. Needs a little more vibrancy of flavour, perhaps better fresh.

Tried from Bottle on 10 Aug 2021 at 14:38


8.1
Appearance - 8 | Aroma - 7 | Flavor - 9 | Texture - 8 | Overall - 8.5

500ml bottle @ Free-Dumb tasting, Chez Sophie, July 21. Brought by me. Hazed golden amber, small white head. Medicinal aroma, to taste the rum barrel-aging blends wonderfully with the wild funky elements. Really nicely presented and a great introduction to this brewery. Very good.

Tried from Bottle on 20 Jul 2021 at 11:15