Can sampled at a friend's place. Watered down, extremely bland, though not as vile as I anticipated. Nothing going on here - quite shit.

Had years ago in St. John’s (Newfoundland) when I ponied up to the bar and asked for "something local". Lo and behold, a forgettable malty experiment that is hard to differentiate from anything else that Molson’s has made.... though this one was a bit darker, more of an amber-style beer than a pale lager thing. It did the trick, and for awhile I mistook it for a microbrew, but in fact it’s hard to give much respect to.

Can, 250 ml, purchased at Alcohol New Brunswick Liquor on August 15 2010, savoured on September 30 2010; eye: golden, extra clear, minimal effervescence, ring of white head, no lacing; nose: corn, grain, malt, caramel, unknown but pleasant odour; mouth: corn, caramel, surprisingly thin, light acridness, finale in grain with presence of caramel, light body, rather carbonated, grainy texture; overall: quite ordinary FRANÇAIS Canette, 250 ml, achetée chez Alcohol New Brunswick Liquor le 15 août 2010, savourée le 30 septembre 2010; œil : dorée, extra claire, effervescence minime, anneau de mousse blanche, pas de dentelle; nez : maïs, grain, malt, caramel, odeur inconnue déplaisante; bouche : maïs, caramel, curieusement mince, légère âcreté, finale en grain avec présence de caramel, corps léger, plutôt carbonatée, texture granuleuse; en résumé : b’en ordinaire

Decent amber ale available across Canada. Not much aroma or head, however, generally intended to be drank in large quantities. watery finish, okay mix of malts, unspectacular.

This beer always appears at house parties and it screams "too cheap to buy something that doesn’t taste like crap" to whomever bought it. Sour and foul, a lot like urine, way too yellow even for a Pils. Naturally these should be "shotgunned" rather than poured in a glass to enjoy the proper experience! 3/1/3/2/4 Re-rate October 29, 2015: It’s been at least a decade and a half since I tried this one, so it’s time for a re-rate of this ever-present pilsner in the west of Canada. Famously featured in the Fubar films, this is a regional staple for better or worse, with fine can art that makes you really think like you’re back in Germany.... or you’re stuck in a cheap velvet painting of what Germany should look like (sans refugees and all the rest). Poured warm into a glass there’s this bubbly-type white stuff that I suppose is mean to look like head but disappears too fast to really pontificate on it - there’s a boring yellow colour and more carbonation than a 7-Up with a pack of Tums thrown in it. The aroma is metal and sugar with a hint of lemon. Flavour is metal and cardboard with a tangy citrus finish. Really thin on the mouth, no texture at all. This is in fact bad stuff, far worse than I remember, perhaps that’s my palate maturing, or perhaps this stuff always sucked and I had memories of rednecks punching each other out to boost the flavour.

12 oz bottle into lager glass. Aroma of cardboard, corn, hay, blandness. Pours a pale yellow with a medium head that dissipates somewhat quick, leaving decent lace. Taste starts out sweet and finishes with a slight tang. More interesting than most macros. Highly carbonated with a creamy mouthfeel. Light bodied. More drinkable than most beers of this ilk, but it’s definitely not a good beer.

@PilsnerPeters Thanks! goldtwins-40oz can-pours a white head and yellow color. Aroma is cereal. Taste is sweet cereal, some spice hops, chemical.