2.2/10
—
Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 2
Texture 4
Overall 2
Bottle: Poured a pale yellow liquid with very little head and a funny aroma (a bit skunky). Taste (for what little taste there is) is all corn and very uninspiring. I don’t get why a Canadian brewery would try to replicate skunky corn beer from Mexico. Do we really need more of those type of beer.
Tried
from Bottle
on 04 Oct 2004
at 11:06
1.4/10
—
Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 0.5
Swillfest ’04: Dark golden-brown. Slightly rocky head. Palate is slightly chalky, very sweet. Awful plastic notes and artificial caramel. Shit, Lakeport really is one of the worst breweries on earth.
Tried
on 02 May 2004
at 13:06
2.8/10
—
Appearance 6
Aroma 1
Flavor 3
Texture 4
Overall 2
Amber colour with a bright white head. Aromas of beefy turds. Through that i may have smelt a little honey, but I'm still wonderin'?!? Taste is watery but not too bad. Not at all good either. Finish tastes like I just had a glass of honey and water. BBBLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Tried
on 26 Jan 2004
at 20:00
1.4/10
—
Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 0.5
Golden-amber. Watery, grainy aroma. Watery taste, slight graininess. Hint of chemical. Nothing else. Oh well, at least it looks like beer.
Tried
on 10 Aug 2003
at 09:16
1.6/10
—
Appearance 4
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
Medium chestnut brown. Slightly metallic, grainy aroma. Watery, vague caramel. Vapid. Bring back McGinty's Crew!
Tried
on 20 Mar 2003
at 23:26
5.1/10
—
Appearance 6
Aroma 5
Flavor 5
Texture 4
Overall 5.5
Canned(950ml). -just an ordinary pilsener, gold color, refreshing, my friend bought this beer in giant can(950ml)
Tried
from Can
on 25 Dec 2002
at 06:14
1.1/10
—
Appearance 2
Aroma 1
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 0.5
As Stephen Beaumont or Bill Buchanan can attest to, Lakeport don't actually like people knowing that they brew beer. Hell, they wanted to sue Ratebeer for having their beers and logos on the site. Well, no worries there, because this concoction of fusel alcohols and rotten apples isn't even close to being beer. I mean, this stuff is flawed to a spectacular degree. Putrifaction personified.
Tried
from Can
on 16 Jun 2002
at 19:53
1.5/10
—
Appearance 2
Aroma 2
Flavor 1
Texture 2
Overall 1
yellowish-amber; corn-ish, grainy aroma with some stale hops. Slightly oily body (so that's why the lads at Bloor & Spadina are so grimy), hint of biscuity pale malt is immediately overwhelmed by cidery, plastic-y flavours and sour apple. As malt liquors go, this approximates drinkable. Trust me, FORTY DOGG, a quart of this is just plenty.
Tried
on 22 Dec 2001
at 12:09
1.6/10
—
Appearance 2
Aroma 1
Flavor 2
Texture 2
Overall 1.5
A masterpiece of drinking pleasure. Meant to imitate the great classics from Mexico, and does so admirably.
Tried
on 02 Aug 2001
at 00:30