8/10
Tried
from Can
on 10 May 2026
at 02:10
2/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 4
Flavor 0.5
Texture 1
Overall 0.5
I an ale hipster, spotted this IPA beer,
had a scary flavor, a frightening sneer.
Twas a cheap $3 pounder can of thrash,
reminded me of strong bitterweed ash.
Such a cloudy, pale, hazy brew,
provided a bitter and hoppy chew.
With a terrible hop-filled bad ass,
it’s so thick and viscous in the glass.
Nasty as a IPA tropical hop stew,
the middle ruined my taste buds, its true.
Seemed like fermenting dank swamp in a pail,
blasted bitter, unripe green grapefruit scale.
A BS bile-bitter bite insulted my session,
and finished with obtuse oppression.
had a scary flavor, a frightening sneer.
Twas a cheap $3 pounder can of thrash,
reminded me of strong bitterweed ash.
Such a cloudy, pale, hazy brew,
provided a bitter and hoppy chew.
With a terrible hop-filled bad ass,
it’s so thick and viscous in the glass.
Nasty as a IPA tropical hop stew,
the middle ruined my taste buds, its true.
Seemed like fermenting dank swamp in a pail,
blasted bitter, unripe green grapefruit scale.
A BS bile-bitter bite insulted my session,
and finished with obtuse oppression.
Tried
from Can
from
Vintage Estate Wine and Beer
on 29 Apr 2026
at 18:51
1.6/10
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Appearance 2
Aroma 4
Flavor 0.5
Texture 1
Overall 0.5
Oh, bitter brew, you are so cheap,
Forced to take you to the ticking heap.
You smell like pine and some BO,
I can tell you are a serious foe.
A clear pale eye and really nice head,
Its not a preview of the taste I dread.
Yer not a lager lover's friend,
With 65 IBUs that never end.
A resinous, piney, and fierce attack,
That makes the flavor such a whack..
From Simcoe, Centennial to Chinook, bite,
You turn the palate to a state of fright.
You speak of juicy, soft clear pale,
But you are fire, an old school nail.
Grapefruit skin dank rubber herbaceous green,
The sharpest hop-trap my tongue has seen.
You sting the gums making my senses ring,
A resin-coated, hop-forward, wild thing.
No malt can hide beneath your jagged edge,
Your bracing bite is your solemn pledge,
Of dry, clean finishes and tongue-clinging oil,
The noble work of intense boiling toil.
So hail the bitter! The sharp! The bold!
One of the rudest IPA that I can hold.
Forced to take you to the ticking heap.
You smell like pine and some BO,
I can tell you are a serious foe.
A clear pale eye and really nice head,
Its not a preview of the taste I dread.
Yer not a lager lover's friend,
With 65 IBUs that never end.
A resinous, piney, and fierce attack,
That makes the flavor such a whack..
From Simcoe, Centennial to Chinook, bite,
You turn the palate to a state of fright.
You speak of juicy, soft clear pale,
But you are fire, an old school nail.
Grapefruit skin dank rubber herbaceous green,
The sharpest hop-trap my tongue has seen.
You sting the gums making my senses ring,
A resin-coated, hop-forward, wild thing.
No malt can hide beneath your jagged edge,
Your bracing bite is your solemn pledge,
Of dry, clean finishes and tongue-clinging oil,
The noble work of intense boiling toil.
So hail the bitter! The sharp! The bold!
One of the rudest IPA that I can hold.
Tried
from Can
from
Vintage Estate Wine and Beer
on 19 Apr 2026
at 19:47
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
12oz can from brother. Mahogany pour. Initial head fades to small creamy off-white cap. Sweet, malty aroma, then cinnamon and a good amount of barrel notes. Taste starts with the spicy/savory cinnamon, a little brown sugar, caramel, barely there vanilla and some strength from the barrels. A bit heavy on the cinnamon (for me)
Tried
from Can
on 16 Apr 2026
at 05:45
1.6/10
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Appearance 4
Aroma 2.5
Flavor 0.5
Texture 2
Overall 0.5
Can from Vintage. Pour is slight haze on dirty pale. Nice white head stays for a while. Nose is slight perfume covered BO with a diesel back up. Very bitter on the first taste. Bitter on the second gulp and really bitter near the middle. Quite strong and in yer face on the terribly on style bitter blast. Bitterness sticks to yer palate and never lets go. Some some co2 with the taste of old weather beaten real rubber inner tubes, unflavored handsoap combined with pine tar sap and rotting fermenting green grapefruit rinds, all mixed together in a food processor. Mouth coating SOB. I need a fresh clean cold macro pale lager Alpha to chase this down. If you like IPA, put this on yer bucket list.
Tried
from Can
from
Vintage Estate Wine and Beer
on 08 Apr 2026
at 18:03
7/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 7
Overall 7
Tried
from Can
from
Horrocks Farm Market
on 24 Feb 2026
at 01:21
7.8/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 7.5
Tried
from Can
from
Horrocks Farm Market
on 14 Feb 2026
at 01:01
7.9/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 8
Texture 7
Overall 8
Reviewed from notes.
Can to snifter.
Appearance: dark copper/auburn color with a two finger white foamy head which slid off nicely to leave some light lace
Aroma: pumpkin fleshy sweetness, light vanilla, pie crust and/or biscuity malts, light vanilla, brown sugar, lactose and cinnamon
Flavor: combines all the prior noted aromas together to an even keeled sweet to spicy character; finishes like pumpkin pie
Texture: medium bodied, steering towards being a sipper, some smoothness and a hint of cinnamon sting to the tongue (but really, that was extremely hard to pick up as it's super faint)
Overall: it's liquified pumpkin pie with booze in it, what's not to love during the Autumn season? Of course, I'd return to this beer and I also hope to try the non-impy version of this some day.
Can to snifter.
Appearance: dark copper/auburn color with a two finger white foamy head which slid off nicely to leave some light lace
Aroma: pumpkin fleshy sweetness, light vanilla, pie crust and/or biscuity malts, light vanilla, brown sugar, lactose and cinnamon
Flavor: combines all the prior noted aromas together to an even keeled sweet to spicy character; finishes like pumpkin pie
Texture: medium bodied, steering towards being a sipper, some smoothness and a hint of cinnamon sting to the tongue (but really, that was extremely hard to pick up as it's super faint)
Overall: it's liquified pumpkin pie with booze in it, what's not to love during the Autumn season? Of course, I'd return to this beer and I also hope to try the non-impy version of this some day.
Tried
from Can
on 13 Feb 2026
at 01:09
7.6/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 8
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Reviewed from notes.
Can to becher glass.
Appearance: semi-murky dark yellow to bronze color with a two finger white foamy head which dissipated nicely to leave some light lace
Aroma: citrusy to piney hoppiness, slight orange rind, clean malts
Flavor: blends the prior noted aromas together to a nice bittersweet quality; mild finish of citrusy and piney hops
Texture: light bodied, very sessionable, some smoothness along the tongue, some dryness
Overall: it fits the style and I don't mind it, so pick some up and take 'em fishing or do something outside.
Can to becher glass.
Appearance: semi-murky dark yellow to bronze color with a two finger white foamy head which dissipated nicely to leave some light lace
Aroma: citrusy to piney hoppiness, slight orange rind, clean malts
Flavor: blends the prior noted aromas together to a nice bittersweet quality; mild finish of citrusy and piney hops
Texture: light bodied, very sessionable, some smoothness along the tongue, some dryness
Overall: it fits the style and I don't mind it, so pick some up and take 'em fishing or do something outside.
Tried
from Can
on 13 Feb 2026
at 00:54
7.3/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 8
Overall 7
Dark orange with a medium sized foamy head. Bitter with caramel, pine, citric and peppery hops. Long finish. Moderately full bodied.
Tried
from Draft
at
Mad Mex (Monroeville)
on 01 Feb 2026
at 01:04