5.6/10
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Appearance 8
Aroma 6
Flavor 5
Texture 4
Overall 5.5
Black with moderate brown head. Cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin, caramel malt, sour milk, and hay aroma. Minimally sweet spice, caramel malt, and mildly bitter dry hay flavor. Light body. Not much to it.
Tried
from Can
on 04 Oct 2025
at 01:40
6.1/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 6
Overall 6
Hazy gold with a small white head. Tart and tangy with mango and guava. Long finish. Medium body.
Tried
from Can
on 20 Sep 2025
at 20:49
6.6/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 7
Flavor 7
Texture 6
Overall 6.5
Smells of citrus, especially lime. Tastes of lime, grapefruit, and salt. There’s a little bitterness in the finish that makes me think grapefruit more than hops. Light bodied. It’s alright.
Tried
from Can
from
Belmont Beverage - Lima Rd
on 14 Sep 2025
at 20:00
7.8/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 8
Texture 8
Overall 8
From Beer Drop. RHO 15/25, whatever that means.
Pours a dark brown with reddish hues, nice finger of close to tan foam, retention and lacing are excellent.
The smell explodes with peanut butter, with coffee not far behind. Some bitter notes from the coffee and the peanut butter adds mild sweetness.
Taste matches the smell. Coffee is a little more assertive than in the smell but otherwise, no difference.
Pretty fullish mouthfeel, this is a treat and I would drink this again.
Pours a dark brown with reddish hues, nice finger of close to tan foam, retention and lacing are excellent.
The smell explodes with peanut butter, with coffee not far behind. Some bitter notes from the coffee and the peanut butter adds mild sweetness.
Taste matches the smell. Coffee is a little more assertive than in the smell but otherwise, no difference.
Pretty fullish mouthfeel, this is a treat and I would drink this again.
Tried
from Can
on 10 Aug 2025
at 13:26
7.4/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7.5
Flavor 7.5
Texture 7
Overall 7.5
Dark brown pour with a small tan head. Smells of roast malt, chocolate, coffee, and cinnamon. The flavor is pretty sweet with chocolate, roast malt, cinnamon, and coffee. Medium bodied. it’s good though not as intense or full bodied as I expected for an 8.5% abv stout. As with the Sour Me Unicorn Farts, I don’t see any glitter. Again, if you’re going to have a silly gimmick, follow through.
Tried
from Can
from
Belmont Beverage - West State
on 02 Aug 2025
at 05:21
5.9/10
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Appearance 5
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 6
Overall 6
Where’s the glitter? Sure, it’s a stupid gimmick, but if your beer label says there’s glitter in the drink, I better see some damn glitter.
Anyway, getting over the lack of glitter, the beer has a light fruity smell. It tastes mildly tart. It’s fruity but in a vaguely fruity but I’m not sure what kind of fruit sort of way. This is drinkable enough but underwhelming.
Anyway, getting over the lack of glitter, the beer has a light fruity smell. It tastes mildly tart. It’s fruity but in a vaguely fruity but I’m not sure what kind of fruit sort of way. This is drinkable enough but underwhelming.
Tried
from Can
from
Belmont Beverage - West State
on 02 Aug 2025
at 03:44
6/10
The hops overpower the strawberry just a hair
Tried
on 20 Jul 2025
at 15:17
5/10
No discernible fruit flavors, just sour.
Tried
on 20 Jul 2025
at 14:50
5.6/10
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Appearance 6
Aroma 6
Flavor 6
Texture 4
Overall 5.5
s: funky | nutty | brine
a: oddish muddied clear brown body | no head at all
t: dry | aspartame | herbal
p: fake fruits | icing sugar | tart end
o: interesting | NOT true-to-name (i've had better other 'kool-aid' inspired beers) | not good for style...entirely passable
16 ounce can | Wegman's (grocery): Alexandria (Stovall Place), Virginia | 12-September-2024 | US$2,33 (part of a mixed six pack) | no can date | sampled: 08-July-2025
a: oddish muddied clear brown body | no head at all
t: dry | aspartame | herbal
p: fake fruits | icing sugar | tart end
o: interesting | NOT true-to-name (i've had better other 'kool-aid' inspired beers) | not good for style...entirely passable
16 ounce can | Wegman's (grocery): Alexandria (Stovall Place), Virginia | 12-September-2024 | US$2,33 (part of a mixed six pack) | no can date | sampled: 08-July-2025
Tried
from Can
from
Wegmans - Fairfax
on 08 Jul 2025
at 23:15
7.1/10
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Appearance 7
Aroma 7
Flavor 8
Texture 6
Overall 7
Near black pour. Smells of roast malt, peanuts, and chocolate. Sweet flavor. Peanuts, roast malt, and chocolate. Bananas? Maybe? I expected banana to be more prominent given the name of the beer. It’s a tasty enough beer.
Tried
from Can
from
Belmont Beverage - West State
on 02 Jun 2025
at 03:26