Crystal clear, perfectly clear golden coloured body with the thinnest pure white head that fades immediately to nothing. Aroma of horribly strong and incredibly fake maple syrup - Aunt Jemima is much better than this with a lot of vanilla, creamsicle, lactose, grain and funk right behind - this is not how you'd want anything to smell, especially anything with alcohol in it. Light-bodied; Grainy and super funky flavour of that ridiculously fake maple syrup flavours that give Aunt Jemima a bad name - this is god awful and the fake sweetness and especially fake maple flavours are not doing this any justice. Aftertaste shows more of a dry and grassy profile, but the funk, grain, rice and especially lactose and creamy notes are there without any depth or pungency, especially since this is so one-dimensional. Overall, probably one of the worst, if not the worst cider I've ever had, and while it's slightly surprising, it's really not - this is horrible. I sampled this stubby twelve ounce bottle pulled from the Office Christmas Liqour Exchange on 17-December-2018, sampled at my house here in Washington on 16-February-2019.