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Sloefmans

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The next beer might even be better. B.C."H." = British Cask "Head" - to be perceived as some disparate lonely looking bubbles, uncertain of their CO² content, and because of their scarcity, of undefinable colour. UFO's: Unspeakable Floating Obscenities MF: NO, that isn't it. That's mouthfeel, in civilized countries. I hereby solemny propose a law to be instated by all beergeeks, -amateurs, -lovers, -tasters, - enthusiasts that forthwith the use of the infernal spice, known as coriander, is forbidden for at least the five first years of brewing, and later only to be tolerated by explicit consent of minimum five different accredited beerorganisations. Infringements ought to be sanctioned by denouncement to the international beerpress and public drainpour of the offending brew.

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Sloefmans updated a beer: Shout Stout brewed by Brouwerij De Mortselarij
11 months ago

Sloefmans (15677) reviewed

Yankee Monkey from Brouwerij De Mortselarij

11 months ago

6.6/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 6 Flavor 7 Texture 6 Overall 6.5

Short lived, off-white rim over still yellow-golden beer. Onion, grapefruitpeel, some lupulin. Dry hops, again dry grains, hay. Light body for a 8+% . Not very carbonated. Less inviting than the Pacific, might benefit from more fruity C-hops. Txs to Fr!

Tried from Can on 26 Aug 2025 at 09:27

Sloefmans added a new beer Yankee Monkey by Brouwerij De Mortselarij
11 months ago

Sloefmans (15677) reviewed

Pacific Monster from Brouwerij De Mortselarij

11 months ago

7.1/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7 Flavor 7 Texture 7 Overall 7

Fluffy, frothy white head over slightly veiled yellow golden beer. Faint asafoetida, pineapple leaves, cheesecrust, dried grapefruitpeel. Dry, hopoils, dry leaves and light breadcrust. Faint hay, quite aromatic flavours. Feels light for an 8% beer (dextrine working, according to the brewer). Well carbonated. Dry, less fruity than a West Coast would be. Txs to Fr!

Tried from Can on 26 Aug 2025 at 09:20

Sloefmans added a new beer Pacific Monster by Brouwerij De Mortselarij
11 months ago

Sloefmans (15677) reviewed

2640 Mortselse Pils from Brouwerij De Mortselarij

11 months ago

6.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 6 Overall 7

Very good, ultra dense white head over clear, metallic golden beer. Still, but some lace. Grassy, dry malts, green leaves, kernels. Still grassy, but 'corrected' by a nice, inviting fresh and mild bitterness. Slick, low carbonation, no restsugars. Nice artisanal Pilsener. Thx to Fr.!

Tried from Can on 26 Aug 2025 at 09:13

Sloefmans updated a beer: Land van de Meester Calvados BA brewed by De Meester
11 months ago

Sloefmans (15677) reviewed

Land van de Meester Calvados BA from De Meester

11 months ago

7.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 7.5 Flavor 7.5 Texture 8 Overall 8

Head gone in an eyeblink; opaque brown beer. Booze, wood, lactic acid, plums, apples, benzene, other dark fruit, musk. Apples, applecake, cacao, vanilla, banana, laurel. Sweet & severe at the same time; alcohol, lactic acid, grapes and raisins. Serious alcoholburn, some -thinning. Oily feel. Alcoholic fruit lingering. Quite impressive. A sweetness that is nowhere cloying, neither aggressive and yet very present. Txs to Stef!

Tried from Bottle on 24 Aug 2025 at 09:24

Sloefmans (15677) reviewed

Le Phallus from Vet & Lazy

11 months ago

6.8/10 — Appearance 8 Aroma 6.5 Flavor 6.5 Texture 7 Overall 6.5

Thick cream head with a pink sheen over brown-red to black beer. Chocolate, with a small dash of rum. Other grains suggested. Chocolate again in the taste, if somewhat more restrained; faint hint of ashes; roast. Dry flavour despite the chocolate vector. I never eat phallus impudicus, but I don't get the oyster fungus. Medium to well-bodied, medium carbonation. Aftertaste is just a tad vinous. Nothing special really. Beery chocolate drink with some alcohol. Txs to Stef!

Tried from Bottle on 24 Aug 2025 at 09:16